maynardthemeem
maynardthemeem
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Maynard (18/Genderfluid/Pan/Poly)Mains Medic+Engie "tf2 obsessed ball of psychotic energy"
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maynardthemeem · 1 month ago
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Cold Spout. 🍻🌿
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Demoman x OC oneshot / lore drop.
< Probably won't write anymore fics anytime soon, imo this loses quality during the end, but i just really wanted to write these two >
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Winter had taken hold of Tuefort in a much bigger grasp than previous years, and surprisingly much earlier too. Frost on nearly every surface, snow up to an average mans waist and moods for everyone in that miserable gravel pit even lower.
Beers, whiskeys and scrumpy were consumed alot more than usual, especially since Smissmas season was coming up. Tavish being the one to consume the most, although usual for any day, these times were practically a world record. Though around these times such amounts were consumed to help soothe and help with concentration.
Stumbling up to the roof, a bag under one arm and a beer case under the other, he wandered up here for some quiet and to do some last minute tinkering on an experimental grenade launcher.
Only after plopping down against the roof entrance's exterior wall, and poppin open a few beers, did Tavish realise he wasnt alone. A few feet away was his teammate, one he was fond of the most, and they were fiddleing with an acoustic guitar.
Strumming for a few seconds and then twisting and twiddling the tuners.
"You up here for a break too, lad?" Tavish called out to them, their head snapping up and their long orange curls flouncing back. Surprised their solitude was broken.
Bo joined him by the wall, setting their instrument to the side and picking up a bottle of his alcohol. Tavish said nothing as they chugged most of it with an unusal quickness.
The season was getting to them too.
He was smart enough to know that...especially since his teammate was a huge whiskey enjoyer and often turned down beer.
Silence flooded the roof again, then broke when Tavish started rewireing his launcher, and Bo had opened another beer.
"Youre a good man, Tav'." Theyd mutter, slamming the bottle down with an uncharacteristic simmering rage. Judgeing by the familiar slur to their words, this wasnt their first bottle of liquor tonight.
"Youre probably the most normal man on this bloody team." Tucking a long strand of hair behind their pierced ear, and wiping their mouth on their arm.
"That is far from the truth, laddie." Tavish whipped his head up, squinting his doubt at them.
Bo sighed, sitting up on their knees and leaning to see what Tavish was doing. After a few silent seconds of watching, they continued.
" I dont belong here." Bo slurred, picking up a third bottle. "i was meant to create. Not destroy." Their voice gruff and lower than usual. "To tell stories, and sing songs of legends."
Tavish put together it was in fact not the seasons weird influence on peoples happiness.
This was a festering mess he wasnt able to deal with, but he was absolutely going to try.
"But oh, oh no. I dont get to."
Tavish got to a stopping point with his project, and set it, carefully, aside. His eye looking up and over to the Irishman who was now towering over him.
"I. Get to kill, the same bloody people. Over, and over, and over."
A pit dropped in the Scotsmans stomach, Bo swayed as they started pacing. Thankfully, not close the roofs edge. "And die. Over, and over and OVER." Tavish watched over their pacing, and bitter quiet ramblings. Nervously he leaned up, bringing his knees to his chest, waiting to dash if they get too close to the roofs edge.
"Its too much." Bo clutched their arms around themself and flopped down onto their knees. "Its all too much."
Tavish stood quickly and rushed to their side, placing a hand on their back as they sobbed into their own hands. Tracing his scared hands along their back in slow, soothing circles.
He had no clue what he was doing, as he usually drank and drank to ease his own sorrows, but he knew that wasnt the solution for everyone, and
offering Bo more beer wasnt going to help whatsoever, so he just let them continue their drunken ramblings.
"I couldve lived. I could be out there, creating. Existing. But no. Im bloody stuck here." The ginger gasped in some air, leaning their head to the side and pressing it against Tavish' shoulder.
"Easy. Easy, there. I think you had a wee bit too to drink much, lassie." He said softly, easing to his feet and carefully helping up the swaying, sobbing ginger.
"Come on, lets get ya rested."
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maynardthemeem · 4 months ago
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demoman render / study thing
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maynardthemeem · 8 months ago
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Medic design for my stone age au!
Time to get engi done😈
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maynardthemeem · 8 months ago
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ig i gotta post here again since bird apps gone to shit 😭
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maynardthemeem · 10 months ago
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follow Yousef: @savefamilyyousef | follow Khadija: @girlquee
Yousef | vetted by 90-ghost here Yousef | vetted by northgazaupdates here Khadija | vetted by 90-ghost here Khadija | vetted by northgaza updates here
🤍 Meet Madj 🤍
You may have seen photos or videos of this sweet little one going around -- Madj is the infant son of Yousef and Khadjia; a young family displaced in Gaza. They were forced to flee their home due to bombings and widespread violence, and are now living in tents in Rafah. Madj suffers from a severe respiratory illness, and they cannot get treatment for him in Gaza.
They are looking for kind hearted people to donate to their GFM campaign, so they might relocate away from the war zone and afford to treat Madj's illness.
At present, they have raised only £1,000 of their £20,000 goal.
Can you help them? Donate here!
If you cannot afford to donate at this time, you can always help by sharing their story, and following their accounts! Please keep lifting them up so they can get the help they need ✨
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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Help me until we get out of Gaza. The situation has become unbearable. Help me before it is too late
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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hello fallout 4 brain worms mixing with one of my tf2 ocs
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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hello i play silly roblox and fall for silly block man (i have not slept)
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bonus i threw my tf2 oc sock in there bc theyre both irish and ginger and stupid and bi4bi
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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magician demo
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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cw- BLOOD, BRIGHT COLORS, GORE IF YOU SQUINT, GLASS IN EYE TALK UNDER THE CUT
meet boner apples a freak fortress oc
if RED sock (my main tf2 oc) had a respawn malfunction while wearing pyrovision goggles
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the fragments are permanently stuck in their eyes
the gore was part of a scientific diagram off google, so its not real dw
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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Israel is now bombing 1.7 million civilians trapped in Rafah, threatening an imminent invasion of the last “safe place” in Gaza.
Israel is committing the worst crimes in modern history, and Western regimes are calling it “self-defense”.
Never forget. Never forgive.
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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sorry havent been posting much!
im more active in Twitter + ive been playing WHOLE bunch of Minecraft
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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I HAD to recreate one of my favorite videos ever, with all 9 mercs in view.
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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i updated theirs and blu socks body reference!
CW- censored nudity under the cut
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their teeth are both yellow from years of smoking marijuana
guys wouldn't be funny if i redesigned sock
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haha yeah
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anyway heres their new ref (+ blu sol)
cw- afab booba under the cut
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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remade a VERY old medic x sock thing (almost year old)
bonus doodle plus some art comparisons under the cut (cw, barely visible afab boobs)
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maynardthemeem · 1 year ago
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You know one fucking merc I think is the most underrated in the tf2 fandom? Demo
For some damn reason, we have as a society let Demo in the backburner? Come ON PEOPLE!
He may be a drunk scottish cyclops, but he is a sweet and hardworking scottish cyclops! Have you seen how much this man works? He makes 5 million dollars a year. Hes able to get the job done even if he drinks himself beyond repair. He doesnt seem violent (not counting the battlefield lmaoo) towards his friends or mom. He loves his mother very much. HE BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE BLU SOLDIER! You know this man is so chill and would treat you right, and if thats not enough to convince you;
Remember he has multiple jobs. Hes probably the merc that would make me laugh the most, he would help me up when Im feeling down I LOVE HIM UGH I LOVE YOU TAVISH
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