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Mayo behavior

schlorb

schlorb is mayo

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schlorb

schlorb is mayo

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Mayo behavior

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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fLUtes ARe maYo..!!.

I hate playing the flute cause it either sounds like heaven or it's a perfect match for @satan-offical and her oUt Of TuNe ClArInEt

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התנהגות מאיו

אין כמו אזעקה על הבוקר (נמאס לי) (דיי) (כבר יומיים קמתי בחשיבה שאני צריכה ללכת לעבודה ואז ביטלו) (שעות השינה המסכנות שלי) (כוסעמק)

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..progress

…. . ..IS maYO

You're hotter then my phone after a hard-core gaming session

-Same secret admirer from earlier

OH MY THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS

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Mayo behavior

Oxygen being jumped by two hydrogen and being forced to make water

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MaYO is Not seLF lOVE

… . .SElF lOve is MayO

You're hotter then my phone after a hard-core gaming session

-Same secret admirer from earlier

OH MY THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS

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.yOU'rE maYO... .

.. . ..... .mayO is nOt hOTTeR ThaN phONe. . PhONe is MAYO... . .

You're hotter then my phone after a hard-core gaming session

-Same secret admirer from earlier

OH MY THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS

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Coco ke mayo

Coco is mayo

(Meow mrrr mreoow)

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They go together like strawberries and mayo …ew

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Mayo behavior

if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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mayo

careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you

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“I fucked your mom” “I fucked your dad”

“well I fucked your childhood best friend and now they’re excitedly showing me the videos you used to watch before school every day and trust me with their troubles all while they grow ever farther apart from you to the point where they have a better relationship with your mom than they do with you” “and I don’t even have to lie about it”

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When you can’t fall asleep and instead you’re mind is bringing up situations where you might be giving a speech to a crowd which involves your partners family and family friends such as a wedding) and you mention how you were skeptical to talk to them at first cause they were friends with your bully (one of the family friends) then you give a shoutout to (bully’s name) and how would his family and also your partners family react cause that’s a bit of a bombshell isn’t it and anyway moving on now it’s the general angry rant to certain political dude bros but in your mind it’s towards Jaden cause he asked who you voted for one too many times last year

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IMG ID: two screenshots of tumblr dm's from the-mothman-officiallly to nixon-official saying "you didn't kill Pat' 'who did??' 'I need you to understand this I did. it was an accident' 'WHAT!!!!' 'Im so sorry Richard I went to talk to her, and she got scared of me and had a heart attack and died. Im so sorry' 'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? oh my god... OH GODD!!!! WHY OH WHY OH WHYYYYYY' 'I need you to understand I didn't mean to' 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!!' 'Nixon Listen to me It's going to be okay Im still your friend, right?' 'I dont know anymore... nothing feels real I need some time to think' 'I understand" END ID

killing your friend's wife by heart attack

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Killing your wife by autoimmune disease

-mayo behavior

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mayonaise on an escalator

Escalators are NOT mayo