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Haiii throws a doodle at u idk

Ghehehehehehe

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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Nosy ass plant

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"Didn't you find them dead by the-"

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The Brotherly Larrrrrrk

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☆I think i'm a little too late for this meme, ANYWAYS- Colentine ver💛

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WAHHH I LOVE YAELOKRE

Fav of the lark?? I like Cole <333

oughhhh that's a tough one...

tldr; ALL OF THEM SHDKXNCNC >:]

cole is like. literally me but better what's not to love

cleménte is my favorite vocalist out of the lark and they're also literally me but better (except slightly less so than cole because they don't have anxiety, or so i think)

peregrine gives off super cool vibes and they're also Emotionally Repressed (just like me fr!! but better!!!!) (and they're in a tie with cleménte for my favorite vocalist)

kingsley, despite still knowing when to reel things in and be serious, is a chaos gremlin. no further explanation

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THEY MAKE ME SO SICK. THEY MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Maria and her little alien brother sketchbook dump from the last few weeks

Minor spoilers for Sonic 3 ig

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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a headcannon i just cane up with

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exactly how exile fics written before the bedrock bros arc felt

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make a fanfic of thsi someone

tommyinnit home alone au save me im having so many ideas

dteam is trying to break into their house (dream thinks he can discover technos secrets in order to beat him in a fight) (george just wants to rob them) (sapnap is along for the ride but keeps suggesting arson)

they accidentally took that weird neighbour kid (ranboo) on their trip instead of tommy because he got pushed into the car and was too scared to leave.

tommy: “i made my family disappear… they didn’t leave me… they wouldn’t do that. this happened because of my Mystical Powers. who needs them anyways” (the abandonment issues are strong here)

wil: “i mean he’s fine. he’s such an annoying little kid it’s GOOD we forgot him. he’d ruin this trip. and he’s fine. obviously. he’ll be fine… right techno?”

techno: “thebes is not wont to breed unrighteous sons.”

wil: “what the fuck. what the fuck does that mean i hate you so much.”

phil laughs for like ten minutes then remembers that “oh fuck wait that’s my kid. and he’s going to destroy our house.”

schlatt is their drunk uncle. niki is so so so glad tommy got forgotten she won’t stop rubbing her hands menacingly and evil cackling and nobody suspects this at all. quackity is there and nobody knows why. please see the vision.

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Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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reblogerzzzzzz

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

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Pompo the Pomegranate

my son. yes this is my art enderthevendorxd is my tt acc.

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reblog because theyll be sad :(

achievement made! -> lamenting your hope 

(REBLOGGG!!!! If u only like ill cry a lot)