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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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average jensen ackles problem is like i need to find a pc way to say no homo because my formerly openly bisexual former coworker is baiting me into engaging with him in a public forum after i publicly homophobicly bullied him for like 15 yrs while simultaneously constructing one of the most famous queerbaits of all time with him and inventing subgenders hitherto unheard of by fujokind

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R / G / B

Bonus

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ROARING NIGHT

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

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The haters are trying to put a cup over me

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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Akash Akinwar, photographer

"Queen of the Savannah" Shot at Masai Mara, Kenya

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BOO!! LOVING FATHER AND HIS KIDS JUMPSCARE !

they are going to EAT him alive

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Ok back to regularly scheduled antagonism