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MBTI among some random political commentators because why not

Steven Crowder - based on his answers talking with Dr. Jordan Peterson in the Big Five test, he seems like he would be an ESFJ with strong Ne, but he could be an ENFP with strong Judging tendencies

Ben Shapiro: ENTJ probably, ESTJ possibly, seems pretty straightforward and most everyone I’ve seen on the internet says one of the two

Jordan Peterson (because he usually is included in these groups (also I’m pretty sure he hates MBTI so)): seems like an INTP or possibly an INFJ to me but I haven’t seen quite as much from him

Blaire White: ENTJ is my guess

Dave Rubin: He comes across as more introverted to me and I’m guessing he’s probably a dimplomat which would mean NF. I would guess INFJ.

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I can't tell normally whether I'm lawful good or lawful neutral but in this one I'm absolutely more lawful neutral XD

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MBTI as mario items

INTJ: poison mushroom

ENTJ: blue shell

INTP: ghost power-up

ENTP: frog suit

INFJ: leaf

ENFJ: power mushroom

INFP: penguin suit

ENFP: bee mushroom

ISTJ: banana peel

ESTJ: lightning

ISTP: fake item block power-up

ESTP: fire flower

ISFJ: coin

ESFJ: 1-up mushroom

ISFP: yoshi egg

ESFP: star

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~The types as my internet search history~

ENTP: are nuns just self insert shipping themselves with jesus

ENFP: wher buy kazzoo

ESFJ: breast milk calories

INFJ: self sacrificing puddinng recipe

ISTJ: what liight do i cross street on red or gren??

ISFP: fear of pool floaties name

INTP: SUN IS TO BIRGHT IT HURT EYEE

ENFJ: is obama a lesbian

ISTP: i hear goku

ESTP: how do i sneeze into my elbow without looking like im dabbing

ESFP: snazzy cool boy jumpin with hat

INTJ: quick and easy ways to kill your relatives

ESTJ: why does my grandma look like psy

ISFJ: how to censor swear words with while still looking cool and trendy

INFP: dream about finding child in sandwich meaning

ENTJ: do you need parental permision to join the illuminati??

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How the functions get fed up with each other

Ni: With all this information I have at my disposal, I know that this is the most likely possibility!

Ne: Cool story bro, but what about the 78 million OTHER POSSIBILITIES?

Ti: This all makes sense in my head!

Te: Cool story bro, but how does it work in the WORLD WE ACTUALLY LIVE IN?

Fi: This is how I feel!

Fe: Cool story bro, but how about how OTHER PEOPLE feel?

Si: I'm informed by my past experiences!

Se: Cool story bro, but what about what's happening RIGHT NOW?

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INTP: A guy asked me out to dinner today and I panicked and told him I have a rare genetic condition that means I can only eat breast implants

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How NTPs pass the time

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Update: On a livestream of Tori’s, Adam said he’s an INFJ

Studio C cast MBTI types

My current guesses. I’m sure I’ll update later.

Jason: ESFP (Could be N)

Matt: INFP

Mallory: ESFJ

Whitney: INFP (Could be E)

Stephen: ENFJ

Jeremy: ENTP

Stacey: ESTP

Natalie: ENFP

James: INFP

Adam: ISFP (could be N)

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YouTuber MBTI

I know I’ll add more later but I thought I’d just make a post of my guesses for some random people (or their official types if available (correct me if I missed anything))

Daniel Howell: INFJ (confirmed)

AmazingPhil: ESFJ (I’ve seen ENFP a lot and thought ENFP for a while, but he seems a lot for Fe than Fi in my opinion)

Doddleoddle: ESFP

Bry and Candice: ESFP and INFJ respectively

Rhett and Link: ENTP and ESFJ respectively

Matthias: ENFJ

Amanda Faye: INFP

Markiplier: INFP (He took the test and got ENTP, but he talks about being introverted a lot and also shows very strong Fi, so I think he would be more satisfied with INFP)

Jacksepticeye: ENFJ (confirmed)

LordMinion777: ENFJ

Muyskerm: ENTP

Crankgameplays: ENFP (confirmed)

Apocalypto_12: ENTJ

Wiishu: ISFP

PewDiePie: ESTP

Vsauce: INTP (could be E)

Vsauce3: INFP

H3h3productions: ENTP (could be S)

Philip DeFranco: INFP

Jacksfilms: ISTP

Jontron: ENTP

PeanutButterGamer: INFP (confirmed)

AmazingGrays: Jason: ESFP (could be N), Jenny: ISFJ (could be T)

Anthony Padilla: INFP

Liza Koshy: ENFP

Superfruit: Scott: ESFP, Mitch: ISFP

Nathan Zed: ENTP

KickThePJ: INTJ

Thomas Sanders: ExFJ

Emma Blackery: INTJ (confirmed)

RobertIDK: INFP

Rosanna Pansino: ESFJ

Shoe0nHead: ISFP (confirmed)

ArmouredSkeptic: INTP (confirmed)

Blaire White: ENTJ

The Gabbie Show: INFJ

John Green: INFP (confirmed)

Hank Green: ENFP (confirmed)

let me know what you think

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YouTuber MBTI

I know I’ll add more later but I thought I’d just make a post of my guesses for some random people (or their official types if available (correct me if I missed anything))

Daniel Howell: INFJ (confirmed)

AmazingPhil: ESFJ (I’ve seen ENFP a lot and thought ENFP for a while, but he seems a lot more Fe than Fi in my opinion)

Doddleoddle: ESFP

Bry and Candice: ESFP and INFJ respectively

Rhett and Link: ENTP and ESFJ respectively

Matthias: ENFJ

Amanda Faye: INFP

Markiplier: INFP (He took the test and got ENTP, but he talks about being introverted a lot and also shows very strong Fi, so I think he would be more satisfied with INFP)

Jacksepticeye: ENFJ (confirmed)

LordMinion777: ENFJ

Muyskerm: ENTP

Crankgameplays: ENFP (confirmed)

Apocalypto_12: ENTJ

Wiishu: ISFP

PewDiePie: ESTP

Vsauce: INTP (could be E)

Vsauce3: INFP

H3h3productions: ENTP (could be S)

Philip DeFranco: INFP

Jacksfilms: ISTP

Jontron: ENTP

PeanutButterGamer: INFP (confirmed)

AmazingGrays: Jason: ESFP (could be N), Jenny: ISFJ (could be T)

Anthony Padilla: INFP

Liza Koshy: ENFP

Superfruit: Scott: ESFP, Mitch: ISFP

Nathan Zed: ENTP

KickThePJ: INTJ - Edit: I have been informed in the comments that PJ took the test and got INFJ

Thomas Sanders: ExFJ

Emma Blackery: INTJ (confirmed)

RobertIDK: INFP

Rosanna Pansino: ESFJ

Shoe0nHead: ISFP (confirmed)

ArmouredSkeptic: INTP (confirmed)

Blaire White: ENTJ

The Gabbie Show: INFJ

John Green: INFP (confirmed)

Hank Green: ENFP (confirmed)

let me know what you think

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Studio C cast MBTI types

My current guesses. I’m sure I’ll update later.

Jason: ESFP (Could be N)

Matt: INFP

Mallory: ESFJ

Whitney: INFP (Could be E)

Stephen: ENFJ

Jeremy: ENTP

Stacey: ESTP

Natalie: ENFP

James: INFP

Adam: ISFP (could be N)

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ENFP=  earnest naiveity feat. Pepe

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I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THE INTP ONE IT'S NEARLY 5 AM WHAT IS REALITY

The Types and Drinking Water

ENFP: Drinks from the toilet. It wasn’t even a dare or anything; they just wanted to know what it tasted like.

ENTP: “h20? More like h2-YO! Hahaha drink your water kids.”

INFP: Misses their entire mouth. Their over-sized sweater is utterly soaked, almost as if their nipples are tiny water falls. Shocked at this sudden development, they drop the glass and it shatters, covering the kitchen floor. Trying to tiptoe to safety, they carelessly slip on the water and onto the broken glass, nearly bleeding to death. As soon as they get discharged from the hospital they’re applying for an infomercial.

ESFP: Sticks their face right under the tap and desperately laps up the water like some kind of deranged and unsettlingly large house cat.

INTJ: * sips water* “ Disgusting. Tastes like licking a car. And you know why? The water we drink contains small traces of iron, zinc, copper, manganese and other metals. And you know who’s fault that is? Our inCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT.  THEY NEED TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND GET THEIR SH** TOGETHER. THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO US AS A NATION FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 

See more of my conspiracy theories on my tumblr blog @anti-feminism-pro-atheism ( the one with red and black theme and the Rainbow Dash icon).”

ISFJ: Has been refusing offers of a glass of water from their friend’s parent for 10 hours now and they’re really reaching their limit. Will probably resolve to drinking their pee Bear Grylls style.

ESTP: Kicks off the faucet, throws it through the window, screams, and lets the broken faucet drench them all the way from their flat peak cap to their $400 basketball shoes, their perfect abs showing through their wet t-shirt. Uploads it to vine.

INTP: * aggressively sips water through a Krazy Straw* SUCC  ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 

ENFJ: *Makes it into Fit Tea™* “ This flattened my stomach, cleared my skin, watered my crops, improved my grades, brought Shakespeare back from the dead, got my parents back together, stopped war, solved poverty, and it tastes like Shrek in drink form GREAT. A discount code is in the description, guys! :D.”

ENTJ: Drinks the tears of all those ignorant fools they destroyed in the Spelling Bee last week. 

ISTP: They’re probably chained to a pillar in some empty warehouse as a result of a drug scandal. The only sustenance they receive is a mug of muddy water brought to them by a man in an anonymous mask twice a day. Free them.

INFJ: “Is this vegan?”

ISFP: Drinks the morning dew off the tulips and honeysuckle. It may sound whimsical in theory, but in reality seeing grown adult desperately licking wet grass and flowers in the town park is a rather unsettling experience. 

ESFJ: “Umm, tap water? No thanks. I only drink from my $20000 ultra healing magical energy quinoa infused crystals water filter I got off an infomercial thank you very much. The lady in the commercial says tap water gives you cancer and I trust her judgement. I even have her book, “ “vaccine” and “autisms” both haave six letter. Coinsidance? I think noot.”, wanna borrow it?”       

ISTJ: * Harry Potter Puppet Pals Snape voice* Today I drank some water for my breakfast. It was flavourless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

ESTJ: Has one of those drink bottles with times written at different levels on the side to show you how much water you should be drinking throughout the day. It gives them a feeling of superiority knowing that their life is slightly more organised than everyone else.

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As seemingly one of the only INTPs that is not Ravenclaw, I don’t breathe science, intelligence, research, knowledge, etc. I breathe air, whatever that’s made of.

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How to figure out your MBTI type, according to Tumblr

If you play sports, do drugs, regularly injure yourself and have no idea what the words “future” or “long term” mean, you’re an ESTP.

If you are loud, fun, have never had an intelligent thought, and party for 27 hours a day, you’re an ESFP.

If you are a psychopathic bag of internet trolls, secretly are building Frankenstein and/or an Iron Man suit in your basement, and have never had a conversation that wasn’t an argument, you’re an ENTP.

If you eat rainbows and poop butterflies, can’t stop daydreaming about love and/or memes, constantly flake out on others, and have never finished anything in your life, you’re an ENFP.

If you love rules, yelling, unborn babies, crushing the dreams of your NF children, and being emotionally insecure, you’re an ESTJ.

If you are social, caring, and also extremely shallow, fake, and boring, you’re an ESFJ.

If you consider yourself intelligent, occasionally think about the future, and have zero respect for others, you’re an ENTJ.

If you founded a charity to save all the children in Africa and were born with the ability to read minds, you’re an ENFJ.

If you ever go out into the woods in a leather jacket and skinny jeans to build motorcycles with your bare hands you’re an ISTP.

If you have deep feelings, nobody understands you, and you like to get high and draw emotional pictures, you’re an ISFP.

If you have zero feelings, moderate six subreddits, love to procrastinate, and are secretly twelve calculators in a trench coat, you’re an INTP.

If nobody understands your tortured, selfish soul and you write dramatic poetry every waking hour that you don’t turn and toss in bed, wondering if anyone will ever understand your terrible plight of life, you’re an INFP.

If you are quiet, considerate, and literally made of chocolate, you’re an ISFJ.

If you love rules, never have ideas, and are extremely boring, you’re an ISTJ

And if you have ever thought about the future ever and consider yourself at least slightly above average intelligence, well you obviously must be an INTJ.

And finally, if you have ever thought about the future, have feelings, and want to be special, you must be INFJ. Did you know it’s the rarest type?

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MBTI confess #3

I have so many interests and would-be-hobbies BUT I NEVER FUCKING DO THEM BECAUSE I CANT STOP SCROLLING ON INSTAGRAM WHAT THE FUCK

-INTP

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Okay so I'm an INTP-A who also loves being around people and I also many times feel the need to talk to people again after being alone for a few hours because I build up too much hecking energy from being alone to deal with but also I get really tired really quickly once I am with people but its good because I love them and also I'm mistyped as an ENTP because of it but the description for ENTP doesn't match me at all and neither does the order of the functions and I'm a mess