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ENTP: *talking to a British boy* do you sexually identify as Harry Potter?

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ENFP: *sees INFP’s car* SILVER PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCH BACK!!! *punches INFP*

INFP: YOU CANT PUNCH ME ON MY OWN BUGGY! ITS UNETHICAL!!!

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*ENFJ’s friends are all helping deep clean the house, led by INTJ*

INTJ: ENTP, you are being the least helpful.

ENTP: what do you mean???

*everyone turns to look at ENTP dusting a poster with a paintbrush*

ENTP: do you WANT me to DEEPCLEAN or NOT???

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*dinner time*

INTP: *talks about some boring crap*

ENFJ: *blows a spitball at her*

INTP: *doesn’t flinch, keeps talking*

ENTP: *laughing so hard she spits food all over the table*

INTP: *still keeps talking*

ENTP & ENFJ *laughing harder*

ENFJ: I HAVE TO POOP I HAVE TO POOP *runs away*

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ENFJ and ENTP: *watching a little puppy sleep*

ENTP: she’s so smol. The littlest baby. So smol. So cute. She’s… baby.

ENFJ: I want to put her on a stick and use her as a mop.

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ESFP: *to ENFJ* no matter what I say tonight, don’t give in. Have your mom’s back.

ESFP: *gets drunk*

ESFP: *grabs ENFJ by the collar* I swear to god if you don’t tell me who she’s dating I will drown you in your own urine.

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ENFP: your sister is 13?? I thought she was older. I pictured 13 year olds like... sitting down and eating mud.

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ENFJ: remember when you lied to me about fairies.

ENTP: god, I lied to you so much as a kid.

ENFJ: what else?

ENTP: ESFP living in a tent and fighting a bear…

INTP: oh you know, nothing important, ESFP living in a tent, fairies being real, that shirt looks good on you, I love you

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ESFJ: I would never go to Yellowstone.

ENTP: because of the volcano?

ESFJ: it would be just my luck. I walk in and BOOM.

ISFP: nah. I would still go.

ESFJ: What would you even do if it went off?

ISFP: *speaking as if its obvious* just hit the gas pedal really hard.

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ENFJ: isn’t it interesting how scars don’t tan?

ENTP: mmhm.

ENFJ: you wouldn’t know, you don’t tan.

INTP: she’s just one big scar.

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ENTP: I feel like you dislike nerdy stuff so much because you don’t get it and you’re not a part of it so you feel left out-

ENFP: that’s not true! I don’t even dislike nerdy stuff that much! Just because I don’t want to be a stupid fucking weeb-

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Group: *talking about movie Sophie’s Choice*

ENTP: Oh. I thought Sophie’s Choice was a clothing brand.

INTP: it does sound like that.

ENTP: we’ll send you three necklaces and you pick your favorite one.

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ENFP: I don’t have ideas. I don’t have a brain.

*simultaneously*

ENTP: I’m thinkless-

ENFP: I’m like the tin man-

*simultaneously again*

ENTP: FUCK! thoughtless -

ENFP: FUCK! The scarecrow-

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INTP, to friend, trying to say “we’re following suit in your decision to not eat meat”: we’re going to follow you in a meat suit

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ENTP: I like the name Paige.

ENFP: *scathingly* yeah that’s cause you’re a bookworm, nerd.

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INTP: do you remember when ENFJ was the fruit plate in beauty and the beast?

ENFJ: I was a fruitCAKE. *points at lake* jump in. Jump in now.