#mbti conversations

[the-intp-kid]

INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

[waitingforthesunrise]

Everyone: ENFJs are so sweet, how on earth could they be manipulative, it’s just imp—

Me, an ENFJ, humming Mastermind by Taylor Swift as I compile your Mbti and enneagram type I tricked you into telling me so I could realize your greatest needs, wants, personal communication style, and favorite conversation topics and love on you: I have absolutely no idea

[antheiantics]

On the subject of love and gifts

INTP: I don't want gifts.

ENTJ: Yes, you do.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: NO.

ENTJ: YES.

INTP: NOOOO

ENTJ: YEESSSSSS

INTP: No. 😭Stop it, I hate saying no.

ENTJ: I will get you a nice little gift and you're gonna love it. Or at least, let me feed you whatever you want.

INTP: I don't need love or-

ENTJ *continues mockingly*: - or food or sleep. Yes, you do, now shut it and let's watch the next episode.

INTP: 😭 (not crying, whining)

[imenfp]

ENFP X INTJ

INTJ: So what I was say you have to be...

ENFP: *Look at his eyes*

INTJ: Are you okay?

ENFP: Yeah, yeah just continue

INTJ: O...Okay so what I was saying...

ENFP: *sigh, talk to themselves* He have ocean eyes...and I love it

[frog-worm-spring]

ENFP🐛 + INTJ🐈‍⬛ = ❤️‍🔥

[luv3art]

A few seconds before intj beating shit out of entp:

[notanotherinfjblog]

Ni thinking and remembering

ENTJ: It's always so strange how you hear your voice in your head when you're thinking, but it's not actually what your real voice sounds like.

INFJ: If you think in words, yes.

ENTJ: What do you mean if you think in words? Don't all people think in words?

INFJ: Well, I don't, most of the time. My mind is mostly just ... empty. Or not empty, but more like everything is happening somewhere below the surface where I can't reach. It's quite peaceful. Kinda zen-like.

ENTJ: Okay, but ... how do you know what you're thinking if you can't think it?

INFJ: I don't know. I don't start a thought and think it through to the end. It's more like a soap bubble popping in my mind and thus releasing an entire thought process as a whole. It's like, when I have to make a decision, I don't think about it all. The decision will just come to me from my subconscious.

ENTJ: Yes, officer, and then my subconscious told me that it had decided to stab that guy and I was like "Sure! Why not?"

INFJ: You know damn well that's not what I meant.

ENTJ: Yeah, I think I get what you mean. I do think a lot in words, but what you're saying reminds me a lot of my back burner, if that's what you want to call it. I always have one or two things that I'm thinking of somewhere in the background that I don't have conscious access to. Like right now, I'm talking to you and I'm listening and thinking about your words, but at the same time I know that in the back of my mind, I'm figuring out a problem from work, but I'm not consciously thinking about it. I just know that that's going on somewhere simultaneously.

INFJ: What about memories? Do you have conscious access to them? Like, can you replay them in your mind like a movie or are they more abstract?

ENTJ: They are more abstract, definitely not like a movie. I mean, let's say I want to remember what I did on the weekend, an image of my couch will be flashing up in my mind, but I won't see myself, I don't know, press a button on a remote or something. I know what I did, but I don't see myself doing it. But when I'm thinking of a moment that happened, it's like I see an image of the place and then I can kind of zoom in on a certain spot or a certain time frame and recapitulate that. But still, it won't be like a movie and more the knowledge of person XY said so and so, but I won't really see or hear them say it again. I'd be the worst person to ask for a description of a person for a police sketch artist. I'd just be like "... yeah, he looked ... like a person. He was wearing clothes."

INFJ: Same. Not the zoom thing, that's freaky, but all the other stuff. The funny thing is, I'm actually really good at recognising people. I see a random stranger walking in front of me and immediately know that I saw them on the bus a few weeks ago or something. But don't ask me to describe what they look like because I don't know.

ENTJ: Exactly, it's like the visual memory is locked away somewhere and you can't access it.

INFJ: Yes! I always describe my memory as a library that I'm not allowed to enter, so I have to make a request for a book at the counter, but I don't remember what the book is called, so the librarian has no idea where to even start looking.

[olivesaforever]

ISFJ: remember guys, murder is never the answer

INTP: murder is the question

INTJ: and the answer is yes

[kastana]

MBTI types in a ZOMBIE APOCLAPYS

Part ( 1 ) - ENTJ - ESTP - INTP - ISTJ

[mbti-enemies]

enfp: hey intj we're friends right?

intj: normally I would say yes but I don't like where this is going

[scruffycatio]

ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒

ENFP: intj kissed entp!

INTJ: no I didn’t!

ENFP: yes you did!

INTJ: didn’t!

ENFP: diiiiiiiid

INTJ: did…not!

ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did

ISFP: *Ahem*

ISFP: ugh I could break this tie ISFP: They totally did.

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?

INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP

INFP: huh? why?

INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?

INTP: true, thank you so much

INTJ: yeah, very true

[shika000]

Collaboration with my INFJ bestie

IG: @ art.shika & @ itslaciey

[antheiantics]

Some things I found out after I started getting into MBTI (ENTJ observations) pt.2

INFP put aside their true thoughts because they feel like everyone deserves a chance to speak up except them. Extremely infuriating, yes, and making them look like they have no personality.

INFJ are the Obi-Wan Kenobi's of MBTI. A stereotype going strong, I guess.

ENTJ gets along with INFJ but it has to be in a setting where we, ENTJs, can't assume active leadership, meaning we must be calm which is not exactly easy, but also not a hard thing to achieve.

ISFJs can be men, apparently. I thought only women got that type, well, I guess not. Explains why dad sometimes finds me uncontrollable and aggressive. He's a teddy bear with a shield that I constantly hit, when I'm angry.

ESTJs, ISTJs & INTJs are the most competent, efficient and thinking types. A true pleasure to work with, in a team.

INTJs do tend to have great ideas and withhold them, but with proper encouragement and a good approach towards their pride, ego and mindset, projects result in being outstanding.

INTPs can make ENTJs laugh too hard in serious situations, and it's a gigantic problem.

ENTPs are so viciously entertaining, that sometimes it's too much to handle which makes people generally dislike their "The Greatest Showman" type of attitude.

ISTPs are very, very mysterious individuals. It's hard for me to know what they are thinking which makes them unpredictable and I dislike surprises.

ESTP + ISTP = power combo

ESTP + ISTP + ENTP however = a destructive combo

Never partner an ENFP with an ENTP. It's either going to be a huge success or Hiroshima all over again and the odds fall mostly towards the latter scenario.

ENTJs absolutely detest repetitiveness of mistakes, whether it's our own or of others.

If ENTJ lays and mops around the couch all day, then something is very dreadfully wrong.

[i-am-randomly-reblogging]

Sleep

INTP: Uh oh. ISTJ: What? INTP: It's almost 4 AM. ISTJ: INTP, please go to sleep. INTP: But I took a power nap earlier, does that not count? ISTJ: No. INTP: It should!! It was proper time! 8-11 PM! ISTJ: Go to sleep. Real sleep. INTP: It was a real sleep...

[lilly-from-the-valley]

Infp: *shares her water bottle with intj*

Intj: *drinks a few gulps and hands it back to infp*

-after awhile-

Infp: here, take it all *hands her water bottle*

Intj: *shakes his head no* it’s ok you take it

Infp: *face turns to ‘:(‘* take it!

Intj: fine *chuckles and takes it* you sure do not handle rejections well

Infp: no, certainly not from you 🥹