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you get the vision!!! I think they'd stay up late talking about men 😭😭😭😭

I think elaine would've been besties with blanche

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I think elaine would've been besties with blanche

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liza: [narrows eyes]

ling: [narrows eyes, growls]

they'd be competing every time!!!

Watching some season 5 episodes and if Ling and Liza met I think the entire city of Boston would go up in flames

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honestly I haven't seen any of those movies lmao

"we need more complex female characters!" you guys couldn't even handle ally mcbeal

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they make me so sad

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just got my hair cut. low-key feeling like ally mcbeal in s5

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there's no heterosexual explanation for this one

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canon I was there

For the enjoyment of the half dozen people on this app that like Ally Mcbeal

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ally: just said "q as in cucumber" lord I'm ready 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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sorry, nelle, off you go!

@gay-homophobic-lawyer-show @blowjob-horseguy @mcbealism @iamnathannah

Answers???

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[after the breakup with richard]

ling: what do you call a useless piece of skin attached to a penis?

ling:

ling: a man

ling: [wheezes, rolls on floor]

nelle: hey um. you okay?

ling, holding back tears: yes. why wouldn't I be?

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good riddance, op!

It's January 2025 and I currently have no job and no real goals. So I've decided to make one. I am going to watch every episode of turn-of-the-century classic TV sitcom "Ally McBeal" and write about the episodes as I watch them.

I have never seen a single episode of Ally McBeal.

I do know that the dancing baby(?) in my profile picture is like, a meme from the show? Can we call it a meme?

The researcher part of me wants to go down a deep dive of information about Ally McBeal on Wikipedia, then cross-reference that with written and video essays reflecting on the show, getting a clearer picture on the show and it's context. But I think it's better if I go in raw.

Almost raw -- just so we're all on the same page, here's an excerpt from the introductory paragraphs on Wikipedia:

The series revolves around Calista Flockhart in the title role as a lawyer working in the Boston law firm Cage and Fish. Although ostensibly a legal drama, the main focus of the series is the romantic and personal lives of the main characters. The show originally aired on Fox from September 8, 1997, to May 20, 2002.

And look at this dramatic photo:

Alright, I gotta head over to Hulu and start watching.

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last one is canon. david e. kelley told me so himself

Ally textposts for the hungry!!!!

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maddie: my mother is 35 years old and she still talks about the boy whose ass she sniffed when they were 8 ally: in my defense, we were 8

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it didn't have to be that heartwrenching 😭😭😭

yesterday I watched the last episode of ally mcbeal… damn I didn't expect to cry 😀

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yesterday I watched the last episode of ally mcbeal… damn I didn't expect to cry 😀

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ally: I wouldn't win the idgaf war. sadly, I give too much of a fuck (and it's ruining my mental health)