mccartney-fox

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texts | mccartney + carson

Carson: You were the closest thing to me understanding love. You have no idea how much I regret giving that up.

McCartney: You can't say shit like that.

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Text || Kyson + McCartney

Kyson: What do you want for lunch? My treat

McCartney: Ooooooohhh.. what're my options?! Is it limitless?

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quentin-wyatt​:

“Yeah the whole not assaulting people tends to draw a line. You know, most girls would be happy that their boyfriend’s are keeping it in their pants around other woman,” he put his arm around her. “How about you just see the outline in the comfort of our homes, if that’s alright.”

“Ugh, stop using all of these legal terms, you’re exhausting,” she again scoffed, shaking her head. “You’re packin’, I want everyone to be jealous,” she grinned, leaning her body against his. “But in the comfort of our homes I want to see the whole damn thing. You see the dilemma there? When do I get the outline?”

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quentin-wyatt​:

“A little lie is better than being charged with a misdemeanor of indecent exposure and being put on the sex offender registry and disbarred,” he countered with a shrug. “Sometimes a man just wants to feel the warmth of his sweatpants.”

“I guess now we know where your morals lie. God, all you lawyers are all the same,” she scoffed, shaking her head. “And sometimes us women just want to see the outline of your dick in those sweatpants, so maybe you should be wearing them in public more often.”

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quentin-wyatt​:

“With you I barely get the chance to wear anything,” he laughed, taking a step in. “It’s nice to remember the feeling of comfort.”

“So maybe you should have come naked. You’re pretty much lying to the public,” McCartney shrugged. “Are you saying you’re not comfortable with me? Do we need to go to counseling?”

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@quentin-wyatt​

“I thought you wore tailored jeans to bed?” McCartney slipped her thumbs into the tops of his pajama pants, tugging him closer.

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carson-porter​:

“I feel like me being consistent with something is character growth in itself.”

“No, if we’re going to be fair to you, being consistently disappointing has always been your strong point.”

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carson-porter​:

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“Was gonna say you look cute but don’t want to be accused of being an asshole.”

“Somehow you managed to come off like an asshole anyways. Congratulations for holding onto the title.”

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: You're kinda acting like it is. I made the comment because it was just banter and I didn't know that we had to be so literal in a joke.

McCartney: You just think it's serious because it's not what you wanted me to say.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: I wasn't really looking for you to explain that you don't have a co-dependent relationship. Except that I keep ending up a part of your life, and you made a passing comment into such a serious thing.

McCartney: It's not that serious. You made an incorrect comment and I corrected it. You just made it as a passive comment because you wanted to say it without getting corrected.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: You make the rounds together? Cute. We're not just acquaintances. What is so wrong with saying we have fun together?

McCartney: I can go out without him without it being doing so instead of being with him. There's nothing wrong with it, but when someone tells you that they don't want you to be a part of their life, describing them as your friend seems a bit odd.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: Yeah I'm sure that instead of being with your boyfriend you're still doing the rounds at bars. Didn't realize you were going to take the term so seriously.

McCartney: Not instead of. It's not that serious, but we're not really friends.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: Oh so you just do that with any rando?

McCartney: If you don't think I spend nights hanging out with randos at bars you truly don't know me.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: We have hung out, accidental or not you stick around.

McCartney: Friends don't just happen to be at the same bar and stick around.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: Cause we are two people that enjoy each other's company. I don't think it has to be more complicated than that.

McCartney: Friends hang out, keep up with each other's lives, etc. etc. All of the things we don't do.

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: Oh are we still at the part where you are acting like we aren't?

McCartney: Answer the question... what makes us friends?

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✉ || CARSON ⇄ MCCARTNEY

Carson: So saying hanging out with a friend is gonna be the best part of my night is wrong?

McCartney: What makes us friends?