*Despite everything, I still might like Undertale a bit too much. If my corresponding fanfic gets anywhere, that'd be a blessing. Please enjoy all of my reblogs, puns, other fandoms I'm into, memes, and other such silliness as we just drift through this fast-moving life of ours. (26, her/she bar [for those who are curious])
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cw: suggestive
Technically it's sfw so gonna post it here too lol
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theres just… places on my island I really love yknow?
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When I tell you that vamp boys are more confident with physical contact I mean that
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A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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So, instead of working on the project,,, I drew sleuths again :)
here's the drill again, sleuth jesters written by @naffeclipse
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Ethereal encounter. He seems to like you.
God AU makes my brain go brrrrr, I'll upload moon as soon as I finish him.
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My beautiful sunshine,, kiss me again💕💕💕
I spent literal hours on this and it still looks bad but if I kept working on it I was going to scream so,, *weakly tosses this on the floor* come get y’all food
(Alternate title; talk abt getting sWEPT OFF UR FEET AHAHAAAA)
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Moon gets to explore the world in dusk, the light from sun on clouds and the peeking moon (and then antennas cause he absolutely climbs that one. also birds) ost to this one in subsequent order: Utopia ost (Cristobal Tapia de Veer) - Jessica Gets Off Cults - Gilded Lily
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