I've worked at McDonalds for the last 3 years of my life. This is not McFamily Friendly.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Yall if the line to a drive thru is in the fucking road go somewhere else
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"I listened to WAP on my way to work this morning."
Jamie
Something I'd never thought my 40 something boss would say
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Yall dont realize how terrifying it is to be grabbing something in the stock room and hear your name being called in a supposedly empty room

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I said who ever didnt show up for work today, ya moms a hoe
#mod jay will throw hands#yall its not that hard to show up.#especially after a series of power outages in the county#mcdonalds out of context#mcdonalds#mod jay
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Charles managed to disconnect all of our headsets at once and our drive thru is full
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"They're respectable hairy arms"
-ethan j
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" we just hired a new girl and she oozes daddy issues"
- Ethan J
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"Are you guys prepping?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Are you guys prepping to shut down because of the virus? "
"Not that I'm aware of ma'am"
" I think everything over here is shutting down the schools too"
"Have a nice day ma'am"
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"Me and this wall have beef."
Emma
#mod jay#McDonalds#mcdonalds out of context#emma tag#she was kicking a wall while charles and i watched
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Ah. Yes thank you random lady for cursing at me holding up the line and flicking your cigarette ash on me over a large fry
#mod jay#mcdonalds out of context#out of context#mod jay will throw hands#are you fuckin serious?#grow up lady#you were here 10 minutes ago and paid for a large drink with 100$ bill
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"Harper was that you?"
"Yeah my butt went under the hand dryer."
Odd things to hear in a bathroom at 5 pm
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And in other news to stop tormenting my coworkers with my cursed dash
Shamrock shakes are back. We also now have a shamrock oreo mcflurry.
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You cannot fathom how much I fucking hate this.

#mod jay just wants a semi normal dash#cursed#i saw and suffered#time for yall to suffer too because jesus fucking christ#i wasnt ready
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Scared that this popped up on my dash
Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
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Who in the actual FUCK requested these be made. I will throw hands if I walk into a room that smells like beef.

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