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(delirious) when seeing your pixel bf from 2017 still makes your brain release the happy chemicals
#my candy love#HI#not pleased to announce that i have not moved on actually i need to k*** him#NO armout anymore it's armIN baby let's fucking gooooooooooooooo
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i get it edward twilight. i get it. i get why you got a boner when you saw bella in her long kaki skirt. i get it
leiftan's earth outfit

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leiftan's earth outfit

#FLSLAKDNSDKDJIWDJNXKW#okay listen.... listen...... listen.........................................#(sounds of me running away from this post)
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I’ve been waiting all year to post this.
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this sounds like a threat are you telling me i should go d word ma’am
pauly

Finally no more pauly
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pauly

Finally no more pauly
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saw that weird story on beemoov's ig that apparently comes from some weird tiktok trend and immediately thought "what if i said that beemoov's next pr move is to invite el*n m*sk à la genshin" then i remembered why im called the hashtag number one bringer of fake news ✌️✨
#*mouse overing the photoshop icon* wait. this is a bad idea. for multiple reasons.#ive defeated the evil braincell i will not procrastinate ever again
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They don't hurt as much as your words do

help i need to learn how to write

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help i need to learn how to write

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HUH what did you say in your tags what LIs does Deltarune have????????
Him
#ask#anon i have no idea what you're talking about lmao#is it because i talked about an ''alt route''? if so then that's not what you think it is lol#but yeah that gremlin is currently the new tumblr sexyman so i guess he counts as a deltarune LI
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why the fuck are there so many lines for that deer in episode 7 maybe Lance was right about companions
#im feeling delirious it just never stops#i dont even mind that there's not a lot of scenes with the LIs but that deer. that deer man.#why get mad about literally anything else when the real enemy has been under our eyes from the very beginning
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Spent two days in my gardy's closet and now i have eldarya brainrot again anyway *clunking together my gardy and lance like they're barbie dolls* realistically i don't think you two should be allowed to be less than 500m away from each other but im gonna make u two [redacted] regardless
#[redacted] aka ''get therapy together' 'of course 😌#sorry my gardy looks at him and she just goes. uhm. I can make him worse actually#ultra secret pauly's gardy lore: she's. eh. she needs help#that's it for today's lore see you in 4 years for the next fact
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You will play Neil's route?
Not for the moment! My money is currently on FFXIV, the critically acclaimed MMO with a free trial that goes to level 60 and includes the award winning expansion, Heavensward. 😌
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On Hands and knees we pray to gods we've never seen
#eldarya#my gardienne#teehee#i havent opened my closet in 6 months wtf is all this#anyway why did beemoov close my emotional support boutique why would they do that why
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