MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s | I will fight you with a sword if you ask (please ask) | follow my art blog @xenonsdoodles | I live here until this site literally breaks but I'm also mcmissiles on bsky and you can ask for my discord
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#this is so familiar it's killing me but I canNOt place it#music#OH I KNOW WHY I KNOW IT#it's on my fckin GM's battle playlist#I have no clue what game it's from but I've heard it so many times while being various elves#(that was also my first exposure to god shattering star lmao)#(I got to the end of vw and I was like WAIT I KNOW THIS SONG. YOU FUCKER)
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
#this afternoon I put gas in my car and got some cat supplies and stopped for a matcha latte on the way home and I was like JESUS MAN#who do you think you are spending like that!!!!!!!
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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves
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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me
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Rating: cute
We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.
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so I have a really unusual first name /last name combo and I don't think anyone else has it, so I'm curious what it's like for other people
Please reblog to reach more people!
PSA: do NOT share your full legal name on this post, please stay safe
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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?
How about you follow me to this special room
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
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