mcschloemer
mcschloemer
Wide Awake, Dreaming
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Clare. 26. Queer alien 👽Cosmic mess.
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When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
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“I meant go, not scat.”
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A nurse from Wyckoff Medical Center in Brooklyn.
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The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.
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different people see different possibilities
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i like the sistine chapel ceiling a lot better now that i know it was painted by a gay man who was motivated entirely by spite
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THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
(The corsets pictured are genuine historical garments from the collections of the Met Museum and the Victoria and Albert Museum)
MLA: Star-anise. “THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.” What are our ways of being true to each other, 20 Dec 2018, 1:39am. http://star-anise.tumblr.com/post/181265156844/thank-you-and-goodnight-the-corsets-pictured-are
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Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
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Straight people are going on Grindr to make gay best friends
It might seem strange for heterosexual men and women to use one of the largest gay dating apps out there, but many have turned to the app for something other than sex: platonic friendship. Perhaps unsurprisingly, some gay men are not happy about this. Why one straight woman designated herself as a “twink” instead of a “jock.”
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A stupid theory that makes no sense. Why so pink White?
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