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if you're sad just remember in how many different ways you can eat potatoes. you're welcome

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reblog to give prev a notification

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me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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ship dynamic i really like

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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"you're so sweet!" thanks I'm obsessive and have abandonment issues

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Being in any fandom:

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found the time for more sylus brainrot

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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes THUNDERBOLTS (2025)

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imagine bucky being so big and thick that when he fucks you he has to apologize over and over again because he genuinely feels bad.

“bucky—“ you gasped, “i can’t.. it’s too…. big—”

“im sorry, baby. i know, i know you’re too small for this, but i really need this okay?” he warned you before sinking even deeper inside your cunt.

you gasped and whimpered beneath him pathetically as his body enveloped yours entirely. he caressed your hair reassuringly, trying to soothe you.

“i’m so sorry,” he moaned. “i’m sorry, sweetheart. fuck—you just feel too good.. i can’t—can’t stop.”

and despite him apologizing, he starts to fuck into you deeper and harder, forcing you to take every delicious inch 😋😋

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or

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this is going to be one of my favourites for a LONG time

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?