Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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You paid us trinkets to kill a prince.
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It is a tight fit sir. The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
Be gentle. This is my first time.
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Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.
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I'm donating you to a city college.
#if it had a heart it would weep#ironman#iron man#tony stark#poor robot#tony is honestly extra af#dummy is the robot if you haven't guessed already
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Not in the boot, Dummy. You're no benefit at all. You are a tragedy.
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Hey Butterfingers, come here.
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How big are your hands?
#that sounds so wrong#but if you thought of it before seeing the hashtag you're either an official pervert or an adult#iron man#tony stark#pepper potts
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Could you have a lousier poker face?
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You want us to make baby bottles?
#I'd like to see them do that#obadiah stane#tony stark#iron man#the humor was just building in the MCU back then
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That's quite a mouthful.
#that sounds so wrong#and weird#pepper potts#iron man#strategic homeland intervention enforcement and logistics division#SHIELD
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How was the "fun-vee"?
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So you're a man who has everything and nothing.
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Well then, this is a very important week for you, isn't it? Hm?
#yinsen was a gem#yinsen#iron man#tony stark#if this isn't a mood#he pretty much sounds like my anxiety talking to me everyday
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Welcome Tony Stark, the most famous mass murderer in the History of America.
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That's right. Smile.
#iron man#tony stark#yinsen#yinsen was a gem#i fkn loved his humor#captivity wasn't fun#holy shit this sounds exactly like what women are told and catcalled for
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Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.
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You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible.
#james rhodes#iron man#tony stark#stark was just a whole mood#i wish I was irresponsible atleast sometimes😢#big mood
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