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here’s a high-quality pun from ranboo. pog through the pain

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Ranboo: -my gosh, call me- call me six glass in a crafting table, because I am in pane (/pain). Oh.

Tubbo: What does that even- what?

Ranboo: Six glass in a crafting table makes glass panes, Tubbo, come on.

Tubbo: Oh.

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man’s just rickrolling us now

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tubbo dancing with obama

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ah yes, the bible

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Tubbo: I’m gonna start quoting the Bible if you’re not careful.

Tommy: You don’t know the Bible!

Tubbo: Yes I do! “Know your opponent as well as yourself, you must not fear the result of a thousand battles.” Sun Tzu, The Art of War. (laughs)

Tommy: This is a weird-ass character arc, Jesus. (Tubbo laughing)

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ceiling pancake followed by dramatic screaming on the floor

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Tubbo: I’m gonna stand back, we’re gonna go for a spin! We’re gonna go for a spin flip with this bad boy! (throws pancake into the air, it hits the ceiling and falls on the floor) *screams and sits on floor*

Ranboo: Did it work?

Tubbo: (hits floor) I WAS SO CLOSE! I was so close!

Ranboo: Oh!

Tubbo: DAMNIT! NO! (picks up pancake and puts it back in the pan) It’s fine! Let’s go, team!

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“I’m a psychopath!”

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DHMIS pog

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Wilbur: (reading donation) “The woo in your new song gives me Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared vibes.” I love Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, I’m a big fan! I know th fucking... um, uh, thingy, uh--

(strums guitar) Have you ever wondered why we’re here-- wait, no. So-- sorry, Yotan. This is um, this is the love song, innit, the--

(strums guitar) Have you ever wondered why we’re here, what it’s all about you have no idea, and everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, darkness, death and fear-- I love Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, dude. Big fan!

(imitates bird from DHMIS) There he goes, flying through the sky! (imitating red guy) Maybe we should follow him, or we’ll get left behind--

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are-- are you sure that’s a horse

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Tommy: This is the campsite, this is... we have a horse here-- wait no, we-- we have a red cow-- (laughing) I’ve been alone for so long, I’m losing sight of what’s right--

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“THERE BETTER BE GUNS”

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MCC video narration: --there’ll be a nice little display prepared. Be there! Saturday 12th of December.

Tubbo: A nice little display prepared? A display? THERE BETTER BE GUNS! (laughing)

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Dreamrider

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Dream: --try one of these. (throwing Tommy a trident)

Tommy: (reads name of trident) “Dreamrider.” (starts laughing) Okay--

Dream: (also laughing) *vague protest noises*

Tommy: --this was definitely meant for George and not me, Dream, you handed this to the wrong--

Dream: WHAT?! What is wrong with you?  That is disgusting!

Tommy: --this guy, hey, it’s the wrong kind of party, man-- Y’know, there’s one crafting table, but--

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“my little pogchamps”

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Tubbo: I think it could be Minecraft time, my little pogchamps!

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British Dream and AmericanInnit

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Tommy: Dream, you’re a wanker.

Dream: (laughing)

Tommy: You’re just a-- you’re just a--

Dream: (in a bad British accent) A wanker. You’re a wanker! You’re a wanker, Dream, you’re a wanker!

Tommy: What the f--

Dream: You’re a wanker, you wanker!

Tommy: I’m-- You are a wanker-- oh my-- or, um-- (in an American accent) Tommy, Tom-- TommyInnit. To-- (back to normal) That’s what you sound like. You go (American) tom-- tomato. Tommy. Where’s Tommy?

Dream: A wanker!

Tommy: Hey Tommy, hey Tommy.

Dream: (inaudible)

Tommy: (laughing) 

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wait fuck my queue ran out i’m so sorry i’ll post some stuff later

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Dream calls himself hot

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Tommy: Dream, you’ve actually, uh-- No one actually knows remotely what you look like.

Dream: What if they do? You don’t know. What if one person-- they might know me in real life or something.

Tommy: Are you hot?

Dream: ...I mean. (pause) That’s up for interpretation.

Tommy: (laughing) Oh my god, you are the least humble man I have ever met, Dream--

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CannibalInnit??

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Tommy: Dream, I am gonna start eating humans if you don’t leave me alone.

Dream: (laughing) Okay, well--

Tommy: No, no--

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dreamboat

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Dream: I’m Dream in a boat, I’m not Tubbo but I am close. (pause) You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby right round right round--

Tommy: I’m back, Dream! Why you spinning?

Dream: You spin me right round-- (laughing)

Tommy: Oh my god.

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“hey watch this”

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Tommy: Hey, watch this, watch this, watch this-- (falls) *screams*

Dream: Tommy log out log out log out-- (laughing) Oh no! I’m gonna retrieve your things for you, [inaudible]

(overlapping) Tommy: WHAT THE FUUU--