me-be-bubbles
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Friendly reminder it's possible to compliment someone without being creepy.
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the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
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my best friend is a rapper turned college professor and he uses that combination of breadth of vocabulary and social confidence for something we like to call "weaponized eloquence" in which he engages strangers in conversations that are linguistically coherent but borderline nonsensical to see how much he can get away with. his newest version of this is gradually replacing nouns with fish species that rhyme with them — so far no one has called him trout on it
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google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore
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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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If you try to rob a bank, regardless of whether you’ll succeed or fail, you’ll have your food, drink, and housing fully paid for the next ten or twenty years.
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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I'm glad uh get it now. Hope uh are doing well. Uh just have to learn to live with it😔
Why do people write "uh" instead of "you"? Bohot time bacha lia kya "uh" likhke?
@me-be-bubbles I get you now
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