Oh shit, you discovered my secret identity. I'm Chris, but you can call me Lem. He/Him. 34. Homoromantic asexual.
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Eddie closes his eyes. There’s just silence inside. No plans, no soft hissing, no ideas, no song in his heart. His star eaters have gone dark. Only death. Only loss. Only the quiet agony of regret and guilt.
For @thorniest-rose and @azrielgreen's Prism part 2 finale.
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And I do think they should’ve brought Sandal back in Veilguard, because if he made the trick lyrium dagger, handed it over, and said “Enchantment!” I wouldn’t even bat an eye or consider it a deus ex machina moment. Like yeah of course he could make a perfect copy, and it would be so similar that it could trick Solas. It’s Sandal.
The plot hole would be that his copy would absolutely be capable of rending the Veil.
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can an asexual be a faggot
anyone can be a faggot if they want
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“Enjoy Websurfing” ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters
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My mom got me a pride shirt and im gagged and read

She doesn't know what bears are but she thought it was cute and meant actual bears but I'm gagged
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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(Same universe as this)
Robin posts a TikTok captioned: New Roommate
The whole video is a compilation of her trying to film her crafts while Steve and Eddie are off-camera having the world’s dumbest conversations. It’s like:
Robin, on camera: *crocheting a blanket*
Eddie: I haven’t seen 12 Angry Men. What about that? Wanna do 12 Angry Men?
Steve: Not in one night. Jesus.
Robin, on camera: *making a mosaic*
Eddie: What’s it called when time is bisexual?
Steve: …Biweekly?
Eddie: That’s it. I get paid biweekly.
Robin: *restocking her bead cases*
Steve, walking into the room: - one to talk, you pissed in the sink.
Robin: What?!
Eddie: Not our sink.
Robin: *trying and failing to spin clay on a pottery wheel she bought*
Steve, loud: Dude, just talk. I get distracted by your hands and miss what you’re signing.
Eddie, also loud: Do. You. Want to. Door. Dash?
Steve:
Steve: Wow. Yelling at the hearing impaired? That’s so offensive.
Steve: Robbie, cancel him.
Robin, flat: Eddie, you’re cancelled. Trash duty for a month.
Eddie: A month!? You set me- *video cuts*
Robin, on camera: *trying to film a tutorial*
Eddie: Bisexual, huh? And you sleep with mostly women? Interesting.
Steve:
Steve: I can fuck your uncle if you’re concerned about it.
Robin: *opens her mouth to speak but Dumb and Dumber just walked into the room*
Robin: *rolls eyes at camera*
Eddie: *complaining in the background*
Eddie: Did you just turn off your hearing aids?
Steve:
Eddie: *aggressive jingling as he signs*
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"Found you." STRANGER THINGS 5 (2025)
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"I love you, man"
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