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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

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Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

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so… you come here often? 

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The Addams Family Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (1991) 

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“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

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aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage

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if you have a dream about me you’re required by law to tell me

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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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*looks at the moon* well arent you gonna help me bitch

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY — Barry Sonnenfeld, 1991.

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may you always be filled with bread

this may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me

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I close the tumblr app and then I open it again. Hotel california