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All the gifs and photos from the show that circulate within the Hannibal fandom are so bright and nicely lit and bc of them I had forgotten how freaking dark it actually was and now that I'm rewatching it I've just been sitting there like

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CANT stop thinking about how in 1958 tennessee williams made a comment on jfk’s fat ass and then gore vidal was like “you CANT cruise our next president” and williams replied like “don’t worry he’s way too hot to get elected” and then vidal TOLD jfk about it who was like “HOW exciting ;) ;) ;)”

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this is completely undoing me

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Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs

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went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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I don't care if it's been months!! superhell is still funny!!!

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strut

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The greatest of these is love  

01 l 02 l 03 l 04 l 05 l 06 l 07 l 08 l 09 l 10 l 11 l 12 l 13

Ta-dam !~ Finally, they’re getting closer ! I missed it 

So, I wanted to tell you something ! You may know I’m really busy since I came back to school this august, and yep, this is a tough year, and I really work hard. But I still think about DBH a lot and as soon as I have some free time, I make stories and draw comics. I have another mostly Hankcon AU coming after this comic, and yesterday I had a mind-blowing idea ! I’ll tell you more soon. Actually I’ll post another part of “The greatest of these” asap ! 

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I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

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tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

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Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

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Me: why the fuck is Shakespeare trending in Britain

Britain:

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i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

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Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

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How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

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