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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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hey friends im transferring back to ,y old account so Please follow me wherever you want

@vnhelsing and @yeorenys are the Mains i know i got like 5 followers here but Please. do it for her (jazzy)

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A list of the most oppressed people in the galaxy: 1. Incest shippers, 2. Vegans, 3. Kinksters, 4. Billionaires.

that’s in order

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family feud is a national treasure 

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pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

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Reasons Finnpoe is important: it’d be the first gay couple in a major franchise, between two men of color I might add. Shows Star Wars’ diversity is always expanding. Already has a large audience and is agreeable.

Reasons why r*ylo is important: literally none.

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the “bad boy” part of ride or die was about colt all along

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tomorrow’s the big day

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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

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How dare this fandom not have a fanfiction written about this very specific and complex idea that only I have thought of and never asked anyone to write about.

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y'all ever think about how percy’s fatal flaw is loyalty and with the achilles’ curse the only way to kill him is by literally stabbing him in the back