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me: *wakes up*

me: wheres my phone

me: *rips off blankets*

me: *hears loud thud*

me: there it is

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It’s Munday

Send any questions for the mun

You can ask the muse to answer them, ie muse answers for mun.

Can ask mun bout muse

Just ask about the mun in general go nuts :3

Anon is welcome and everything gets answered

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I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust

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Do yOU EVER JUST SEE A REALLY ATTRACTIVE PiCTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND YOU JUST

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I sold my soul to bring you back to life after your untimely death and I only have a month left with you so  I’m trying to make it count.

You’re a ghost who’s trying to get to the after life so I’m helping you out but I fell in love and now I don’t want you to go but it’s too late.

You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and you’re determined to find me again but in this life I’m already dead

I’m a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and it’s your home ablaze. You don’t make it out.

We live in a futuristic era where you’re a scientist and I’m your assistant. An experiment goes horribly wrong resulting in my death. You try to put my brain in a robot and it works but it’s not the same.  

I’m you’re guardian angel who’s been breaking the rules and keeping you alive longer than you should be and as punishment I have to watch you die.

You’re a civilian and I’m a knight. We fall in love and are the cutesy couple ever. A enemy kingdom attacks our kingdom and in the heat of a battle you’re kidnapped (or killed) right in front of me while I’m unable to do anything about it.

I’m in a gang and you’re too precious for this world but you still hang out with me. One day my gang activity gets your hurt so I completely cut off all ties to keep you safe.

I’m a vampire that has a moment of weakness when you’re near by and it doesn’t end well.

You’re secretly a spy and to keep me safe when things go downhill you have to break up with me and you do it as harshly as possible so I don’t try and follow you (optional: I do follow and your worst fear comes true)

You would always randomly pull me up to dance or just gently hold me while swaying but now I’m standing here alone (up to you why they are alone)

The Angst prompts that no one wanted

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anonymously send the mun what you really think of them.

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Tips for being an adult:

there are none

don’t become an adult

stay a child forever

Peter Pan was right

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I hate it when you stop being friends with someone or you break up with someone and now you’ve got all this information about them at the back of your mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. Oh. And it never really stops.

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Please reblog if you would not stop roleplaying with someone because of their mun's race.

This means that you would accept them if they were Black, Hispanic, or Arab too. I’ve honestly been blind to this issue up until now, and it makes me feel like such an asshole. Lets unite as a community and let everyone who has ever faced bigoted racists that there is nothing wrong with them, are there is no reason why they should have to lie about their ethnicity or race. 

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if so…

hello there.

I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...

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Me: Wow, it would be nice to ship with that other muse.

Muse:

Muse:

Muse: i'M GONNA fIGHT hIM

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Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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I wanted to tell you that. That you deserve as much as I do to be your own person.

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Don't ever be afraid to RP with me.

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DOMESTIC STARTERS

"Can't we just stay home today?"

"Don't answer it - it's probably your boss and your mine today."

"I made you your favorite!"

"I want to move in with you."

"I want a child."

"I want a pet."

"You should make me breakfast in bed. Because you love me."

"Get your cute ass back into bed."

"Scoot over. I want to be under the blanket too."

"____ swore today. They get it off you."

"What do you think of this outfit?"

"Please hold me."

"Kisses won't make it better, but you can try."

"Did you have a good time today?"

"I could watch you all day."

"Time to get up!"

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PSA

If I ever post a meme that you want to send to me: SEND THE MEME.

I don’t care if our muses have never met. I don’t care if our muses hate each other. I don’t care if we have stuff plotted, but haven’t interacted much. I don’t care if it means I have to skip ahead in our plot. I don’t care if it means I have to go a bit AU.  

Send in the meme if you want to send in the meme. Because trust me, I want you to send in the meme.