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What sort of fan theories would exist for my OC if they were canon?

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Finish the sentence in my inbox.

“I want you to…” “Why didn’t you tell me…” “I wanted to tell you…” “Have you ever…” “What do you think of…”

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"...why doesn't the princess just make a porn of her bussy? Especially with Angel Dust helping her do it?" Seems obvious to the coyote.

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@flcshfly

I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

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"Oh no- not you too, Vass!" Johnny said, taking hold of the parrot's face. "C'mon babe- snape out of it! Ya don't have to add 'ussy' to all of your words."

What the fussy was going on?

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Suggest a song for my muses playlist!

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plotted starter for @ahelluvahigh

The sound of a motorcycle rumbled through the streets of the unfamiliar territory, as the sinner riding it looked around with wide, intrigued eyes. Johnny, for all his time in Hell, had never deigned to take a trip to the Theater District. Not because he had anything against theater per say, so much as because Johnny had always been so busy. What could he say- Hell was expensive and poverty stayed on his heels at the best of the time. But today, after a horrible metal termite incident (yes, they were a real thing and the bane of his existence as a mechanic) his vehicle lift had been damaged, to the point he had to send it in to be repaired before he could reopen his business. And, rather than drinking his sorrows away (which he had considered, but realized his money would probably be better spent elsewhere) he hopped on his bike and headed in a random direction to parts unknown. Which is how he ended up in this place, with lighted up marquee signs and a variety of sinners milling about talking on some show or another. Some looked like they'd jumped out of It was honestly a bit overwhelming, even by Hell's standards. But more than that, it was exciting and enthralling to see a new subsection of Pride. Pulling his bike into an empty parking space, Johnny adjusted his leather jacket and made his way without fanfare up to one of the larger buildings in the area. The sign claimed they were performing Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. And while Johnny had seen the movie once upon a time (and enjoyed it quite a bit!) he'd never known there had been a play made of it. And since the timing was right, he decided 'why not?' and used some of his limited funds to go check out the production.

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Anonymously, or not, send in an AU idea or plot that you’d like to try between our muses. 

Bonus: Add what kind of dynamic our muses have in said AU.  ** Reciever is not under any obligation to actually make or complete a verse from these suggestions ! **

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“Sonovabitch!”

Johnny‘s sweat rang out in the darkness of the night, as he pulled his burnt hand from the inner workings of his car. The damn thing had started smoking, and he’d pulled over to take a look at it.

(Not that it was surprising-his talents with machines was the only reason the junker still ran at all, even with occasional break downs.)

Bringing his burnt knuckles to his mouth and sucking the wound grumpily, Johnny glanced over, eyes narrowing.

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

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Sinday Memes for Naughty Headcanons

Fruit and Vegetable Edition

In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s! Reblog, do not repost or add

🍎 What gets you in the mood the most? What's their biggest turn-on?

🍌 Did your muse ever get a sex related injury? If so, what happened?

🍑 Foreplay, or straight to business? What do you like to do for foreplay?

🍆 Do you masturbate? If so, how often?

🌶 Are you a sub, dom, or a switch? Do you prefer giving or receiving?

🍋 What is the most sensitive part you enjoy getting touched/played with? Do you have any no-go zones?

🍓 Are you a virgin? If not, when and how did you lose their virginity?

🥕 Have you ever had a threesome/orgy/multiple partners at once? If not, would you like to?

🍇 Oral, Anal or Vaginal? Which one/s do you enjoy most?

🍊 Do you own any toys? Have you used any? What is your favorite?

🍉 Name between 3-5 of your top kinks.

🍍 What is your sexual orientation? What is your romantic orientation?

🍒 Do you have an aftercare routine? What does it look like?

🧅 What is something you always wanted to try sexually but never got to?

🍄 What was your most memorable wet dream?

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Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

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Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

(anons welcome)

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People act ever so slightly differently depending on who they are around. Send me a ◭ and I'll tell you something my character does or would likely do around yours that is unique or specialized to their interactions.

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It’s almost sad, the way Johnny would fall for a woman he absolutely wouldn’t be able to be with for a million reasons, not caring so long as he could chase the allure of lust and potential love.

…Stella would tear my boy into pieces OnO

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𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 & 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

intended for mature audiences, minors dni. specify muse if interacting with a multimuse.

what is their sexuality/sexual preference?

what is their romantic preference or inclination?

what are some features of others that attract them from the outset?

what are some features of others that arouse them, or they find arousing in a sexual situation?

what are their most common turn-ons?

what are some more situational or contextual turn-ons?

what attire do they feel most attractive in?

what attire do they find others most attractive in?

what is their favourite sexual act?

do they indulge in masturbation or personal fantasies?

how do they feel about foreplay?

how do they feel about one-night stands?

are they openly flirtatious/sexual, or are they quite private?

how open are they, or how do they feel about sexual experimentation? elaborate if needed.

what is something they consider a kink of their own?

have they engaged in sexual acts beyond themselves and a single partner (group sex, swinging, polyamory, etc.)?

how satisfactory has their sex life been thus far?

what is something they wish to try? why haven't they tried this yet?

are they dominant, submissive, switch, partner/context-dependent, or unsure?

do they prefer to give or receive sexually?

+ established ship question. in any/all verses, with any/all ships, have your character/s speak about that ship's intimate & sexual dynamic, and how they feel about it.

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MATCHMAKER! Go on anon and tell my muse who you ship them with!

If it’s not someone from their fandom or circle, describe the ship-mate to them.

You can SPECIFY what kind of ship! It doesn’t have to be rom/sexual, even though we all look for those ;) But if you ship someone with them as enemies, family, bff’s, mentor…etc, add that!

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Vanilla Sunday Meme

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

Do they have sex frequently, occasionally, or rarely?