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[}»—» This unit is programmed to desire emotions and to desire the knowledge of how emotions feel.

[}»—» Protocols therefore demand to ask -- how does one turn them on?

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Thank you. 

1 am happy to hear you are runn1ng better. 1 myself have had my emot1ons sw1tched off for a wh1le. 1 am do1ng good however. Thank you for ask1ng.

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[}»—» Question detected...

[}»—» Processing...

[}»—» The answer is 42.

[}»—» Is that the end of your inquiries?

mechanicusmortem started following you

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[}»—» Announcement #152315

[}»—» This unit is equipped with anti-parado% command parameters.

[}»—» In the event of a parado%, this video will play as a response.

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[}»—» Processing...

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[}»—» Message recoded!

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[}»—» This unit is better than it was, than% to several twea% performed in recent days.

[}»—» Protocols demand that this unit requests the likewise question.

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1 would. Can you tell h1m 1 enjoyed our t1me together and that 1’d l1ke to see h1m aga1n.

As for you, auto-responder, how are you?

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[}»—» Processing...

[}»—» The creator is not here at the moment. W001d you care to leave a message?

[}»—» Y/N?

Speaking of parado%es, I’m going to roll my autoresponding unit back out.

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Speaking of parado%es, I'm going to roll my autoresponding unit back out.

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Greetings. And you are...?

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Gree♈ings, al♈erna♈e Darkleer.

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Gandalf smoking some pipeweed. A bit of an iconic scene for some painting practice.

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Right... Of course. Shall we  -- Shall we take this somewhere that's not filled with g100m, though?

If you were going along with what he suggested, then you at least weren't doing it in this dark workshop. It reeked of oil and machinery -- two smells you'd rather not sense more often than you had to.

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You suppose? Let’s do 1t Darkleer. Where’s your enthus1asm? Let’s get to 1t, talk all robot-y stuff to me. 1 f1nd 1t… and you, so 1nterest1ng.

You’re laying it on thick. You idiot. He’s gonna throw you out. He’s gonna kick you in the butt. He’s gonna… wait. He’s stuttering. This Darkleer, master of his Empire and all hot and cyber-y…

You’ve got him.

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I-- suppose that's something we can do.

Blast it. Where the bloody hell did your confidence go? Like a damned schoolboy, you stammer and stutter as if not sure if you even understood anything save that running through your head. Get a bloody grip on yourself. 

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1 see… do you need any help? Any… ass1sstance? Maybe we can chat about 1t some… How about you show me your parts. 1 mean… you’ve already seen m1ne.

You smirk. He’s into his work 100% and now you have the upper hand. Finally. You slid an arm up and over his shoulder. You press close.

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What do you think I've been doing the past 700 sweeps? Aesthetic updates? If I weren't falling apart, I'd still be 100% organic. But alas -- that wasn't what fade had in stock for me.

Right over your head. Still on a serious train of thought, the innuendo went through one ear and out the other.

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Then why don’t we patch you up? 1’d hate to see you fall apart before we get to know each other. Let’s pop open the hood and get you a tune up. R1ght Darkleer?

No you jackass no innuendo. None of that. You shuffle your feet a little and look him over. Damn it. That isn’t helping. You almost had the upper hand too. You’re a wriggler, Summoner, you’re a wriggler and you know it and you should be ashamed.

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It's when I seized power from the Empress of Alternia. I do suppose some things happen to be universal constants.

On a side-note, my coup occurred on the Fifth of Novambris.

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On a side-note, my coup occurred on the Fifth of Novambris.

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Nothing in partic001ar.

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Good evvenin’. Somethin’ I can do for you?

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What of your timeline? I am genuinely curious.

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I’m sure. Consider the subject dropped.

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But that is for another time. It suffices to say I had no choice in the matter and to drop the subject.

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I see…

I vvouldn’t expect any less.

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It had something to do with a small coup I staged.

Virtually none of the deaths were, as we say, natural.

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Curious. Around these parts vve tend to live for quite some time.

Good to speak vvith an alternate of an old friend, though. I can’t imagine vvhere mine’s run off to.