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my favorite past time is editing tf2 mercenaries into discord conversations

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me when being a tf2 fan means actually playing the game and not posting “what are the mercenaries favorite pizza topping” headcanons

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headcanon: the mercenaries’ favorite mobile game

this is kind of a sequel to this post but now with mobile games. leave your headcanons in the comments below!

scout - subway surfers

soldier - angry birds

pyro - candy crush

demoman - plants vs zombies

heavy - flappy bird

engineer - clash of clans

medic - jetpack joyride

sniper - fruit ninja

spy - the settings app

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engineer wait for me…texas isn’t too far…

texas isn’t connected to any ocean so i have to improvise LOL

medic wait for me… germany isn’t too far

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medic wait for me… germany isn’t too far

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my first scout edit 😇

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i could go in depth on why i like demo as a character and stuff but like… he’s so SILLY

oh and i like engineer too i guess

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proof that helmet party is canon backed up with SCIENCE and LOGIC

hi i was inspired by this amazing post by caillousweave (which btw shortfuse is also canon). this is going to be a long winded ramble so apologies for my poor grammar. ok so uhhh

they’re ok with causal physical touch (hand on back, hand on shoulder)

engie also reaches for soldier first in this photo?? don’t you think it’s weird that he didn’t reach over to medic first since they’re more friendly with each other? (being lab partners and all)

i want to talk about like this scene in general when soldiers can’t teleport bread anymore. engineer said he can continue teleporting bread in such a warm tone? and why is he so happy he just learned that the bread they were eating were filled tumors. and then he pats soldier on the back? ok…

why does soidler glances over at engie when he puts his helmet back on? it’s nothing to pay attention to so why bother? could he perhaps have feelings for him?

this one is so damn weird but in the mann vs machine trailer engine was first standing next to heavy and scout but once soldier and demo join the group he moved to stand next to soldier?! did he choose to move over to him? cmon it has to be canon

ok now i want to talk about voice lines. when soldier uses engineer’s teleporter he gives him a cute nickname?? if i recall correctly only him and miss pauling have ever called him engie (at least in the game i’m not sure about the comics)

and i have no idea what they meant with this voice line. are they trying to imply something? is soldier trying to tell demoman about his feelings for engineer? i know these lines never made it in the game but cmon you can’t make this up.

BONUS: meet your match? they already did? ok there’s a joke in there somewhere

what’s my final verdict? um helmet party is canon and valve should hire me RIGHT NOW

if there’s anything else that i missed please tell me in case i need to make a part two!

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Welcome to... Posting my insane Shortfuse "conspiracy" photos where they slowly devolve into me just calling them gay and in love!!

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Follow me for more totally sane Shortfuse content guys I love them very much I'm feeding the 3 other Shortfuse enjoyers rn

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scoutpauling

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headcanon: how scout and miss pauling eat spam

uhhh it came to me in a vision trust me

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guys… i think i have a theory…

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seventh tf2 comic spoiler!! (barely but just to be safe

rest in peace my theory that engineer permanently glued his goggles to his eyes 💔

and rest in peace my theory that spy was bald underneath his mask 💔

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i couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw the theme

also HAPPY 2025

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they are my breaking bad