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I don't know how long this will last, but all I hear is: Iran, Israel, America... as if Gaza doesn't exist, as if the world has forgotten the people suffering there.

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"i vant to suck less of your blood" - smaller dracula

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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100 of the mightiest warriors on earth will battle to the death, for title of Simpsons King

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fuck whoever invented lightning

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i got hit by nightmare lightning but im ok

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the denizens of imaginationland can only be harmed by make believe weapons

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during a year in which a terrible plague was spreading through the land, a bald man with wild eyes and a matted beard calling himself "Dr. Pierogi" arrived in the village. he departed four days later, and the ailing villagers were seemingly completely healed.

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we smokin reality shards

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i will need to start over because i am going to throw the first stone at your head

i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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i need to eat the right combination of berries & tubers to resist any venomous animals i might encounter

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the surgery mouse is a species of mouse or rat or bug or some shit known for its ability to amputate limbs due to its sharp blade

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u would expect mimes to have powerful barrier abilities but they r actually pretty easy to hurt with normal weapons and techniques

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no emoji for ergotism yet but apple will need to cave to pressure eventually

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the king requested an egg, which, unknown at the time, had an evil soul inside, and when it hatched the egg emitted a poison cloud, leading to many injuries.