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This is the first thing I'm posting in like a year because I need to point out... I actually own those Mona Lisa socks.

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Except Torchlight is much better than Diablo 3, so... 

Succinct game descriptions:

Just Cause 2: The game where the sawed-off double-barrel shotgun holds 5 rounds. Wield one in each hand!

Shadow Warrior: A game focused on melee combat; you can’t block but your enemies can. Dick jokes.

Killing Floor: Left 6 Dead, only more shooty. and much better

Torchlight II: You read “Diablo III” wrong when you bought this game I hope you still have the receipt.

Crysis: Guns, but also picking up Koreans and throwing them through walls. You decide.

System Shock 2: Cyberpunk Bioshock, but not for filthy casuals.

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"Don't see any difference" - how can you make that claim if you haven't played on better equipment for extended periods of time?

all my friends have all the fancy name-brand mice and keyboards and i’m here typing on a laptop keyboard with a stock Dell mouse and I don’t see any difference tbh

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Seen Immolation 6 times already, but I would LOVE to see them one more time. With that in mind, my preferences would be: 1. Dark Angel, 2. At The Gates, 3. Candlemass, 4 Immolation 

Maryland Deathfest is going to be off this shitter this year because of Dark Angel, Candlemass, Ulver, and Nocturnus. Four incredibly hard-to-get bands all in one spot, yes!

Hoping to catch At The Gates and Ulver Friday. No power on earth is going to stop me from catching Dark Angel and Nocturnus Saturday, and Sunday I’ll have to do some wandering to catch Candlemass, Gorguts, Immolation, and Mitochondrion.

Any of you folks gonna be there?

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Or you could be a man and get an actual gaming PC...

RUMOR: PS1/PS2 games heading to PlayStation 4

Could the PS4 emulate PS1/PS2 games? Eurogamer’s Digital Foundry reports today that Sony is planning on it—and that they might add visual enhancements to those old games. No word on whether we’ll have to re-buy the ones we already own on PSN, if the rumor is true. 

Eurogamer, Kotaku

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Except for Quake 3, ya pilgrim. Same level. 

Once you play Unreal Tournament, no other multiplayer deathmatch FPS seems worth playing any more. 

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Could you use Green to shift yourself some new, non-fucked-up cones?

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Yeah, it was on my computer...

So sriracha wings are the best right now

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No, you heathen. These are! 

So sriracha wings are the best right now

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No, Kushal, not entire Earth vibrating. According to Urban Dictionary, the chimichanga is: "A sex act where one of the 3 participants is wrapped up tightly in a strong duvet which cuts off blood circulation to the arms and legs and only the head and anus of the person is visible. A Mexican or a person of Mexican descent uses extra hot salsa as a lubrication and fully inserts one or more fingers into the persons anus whilst performing their native Mexican dance - "The Shimmyshanga". Meanwhile the other participant dips his or her genitals in sour cream dip and/or guacamole. They then continue to use various rapid movements to pleasure themselves using the trapped participants face." I do believe the entire Earth does this, yes.

EARTHQUAKES ARE THE WEIRDEST THINGS LIKE WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE AND OUR PLANET JUST DECIDES TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO THE CHIMICHANGA

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I'm sorry, guys =(

Its like everytime I hang with Kushal I get a new song stuck in my head. This time its Ironbound so its okay. But the future still scares me D:

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Holy shit I still can't believe my story reached 177,000+ notes!!!

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

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For Dean

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What makes you think Tumblr's demographic is people who are more likely to be bullied?

Tumblr things that piss me off #123043069435: Inexplicable and open hatred for kids.

Like, why?

Because they’re young and haven’t got the inhibitions that society teaches us to have? Because they’re too young to know better about breaking shit? Get the fuck off your high horse. You are literally picking on someone who is too small to fight back, and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

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Been a long day…

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Perfect