mediocresolly
mediocresolly
Bennet Foster
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Hello! 'S a pleasure to see you here. Don't be afraid to leave a note or summin' if you want to chat. [This is an ASK/RP blog for a BLU soldier called Bennet Foster. I follow the tag mediocresolly.]
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Muse's gone and taken another break. I'll get on the text asks tomorrow, but I'll be on my main acc for a while.
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Now if game level wasn't based on fucking drops...
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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When i get home today I'll fucking grind in destiny i am done with getting my shit handed to me omg
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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dude, uninstall flash with procaster open, close procaster, install flash, start procaster. It solved it for me. It just can’t find the link.
that’s wierd
I was about to stream
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give me a few minutes and I’ll be streaming soon
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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WHEN YOU PLAY DESTINY AND GET A LEGENDARY ITEM AND it’s for a titan and you’re a hunter.
When you play Destiny on your ps3 and realize that, haha
They have unusuals now
(Sigh)
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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When you play Destiny on your ps3 and realize that, haha
They have unusuals now
(Sigh)
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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very nice things
people who notice you’re feeling left out from the conversation and try to include you
people who know that words won’t change the fact that you’re sad so they sit quietly and be sad with you
people who send memes to you when you’re sad to cheer you up
people who understand you need your space and time to be alone
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Bedtime Memes
"I’m getting sleepy."
"You look tired."
"I’m going to bed."
"Are you joining me?"
"I’ll be waiting for you."
"Can you keep it down? I’m trying to sleep."
"Turn off those lights!"
"It’s time for bed."
"But I don’t want to go to sleep."
"I’m not tired."
"Can you tuck me in?"
"Good night."
"Sleep tight!"
"Don’t let the bed bugs bite!"
"Do you want me to laid down with you?"
"Sweet dreams!"
"Can you tell me a story?"
"Can you sing me a lullaby?"
"Can I sleep with you?"
"I had a nightmare."
"I can’t sleep."
"Will you sleep with me?"
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Dangly asshole massacre
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
Conversation
Rude Starters
"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."
"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."
"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."
"You! Get off my planet."
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
"You're not special."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."
"Aren't you a black hole of need."
"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."
"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"
"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."
"Have a nice day, somewhere else."
"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."
"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."
"Don’t believe everything you think."
"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."
"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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IT S SNOWING WHAR THE FUCK
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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If you're reading this, come to my inbox and tell me how your muse would react to my muse propositioning them for sex.
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Well that's enough reason to change website. I'll spend the day off tumblr m8s
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GSyAFlTjWo4 it seems my ask fucked up
The link i sent you is where those quotes originated from
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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Ben stared at the other soldier for a while longer, wondering what exactly had gone through the man’s head to make him flash that many teeth his way. He racked his brain for what he’d said and paled considerably when he realized what he’d let slip. The younger soldier turned back to his glass before Murdoc saw his loss of color, wrapped his hands around it and lifted it to his lips, only pausing to listen to what the man had to say. The younger soldier snorted lightly, the corners of his mouth quirking up a slight bit before he drank; “lift the air” indeed.
“Noted,” was all he replied with.
The glass was nearly empty again, and Ben had taken to swaying the tiniest bit on the bar stool.
Bar Abduction
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mediocresolly · 10 years ago
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“Hey, this day we’ll be going through some new rules that’s come with your occupation! It’s obligatory! It’s also late in the evening and will probably say fuckall to your free time but we don’t give a shit and we wont pay you for your time either!”
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