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Come get me
Come get me, I’m in jail
Rot.
I’ll kiss you if you get me
I don’t do that.
I’ll hug you
No.
I’ll take you out for steak.
…what’s the address.
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Braincell
Today was supposed to be my day with the brain cell.
Did my turn get skipped again?
I can’t let this keep happening…
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Bodyguard
You seem very intent on your job for being a representative of a company that was utterly absent for three decades.
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Bluebell
Villain sat and gazed out over the city. He seemed melancholy or subdued.
“You look depressed.”
He looked over at hero. “Oh, very,” he said, a familiar smirk hooking his mouth. It wasn’t sincere.
“Are you depressed enough for me to take you in?”
“Ha.” Villain looked hero up and down. “Have you come to cheer me up? Because I can think of many things you can do to make me feel better.”
The hero blanched and eased back. The villain hooded his eyes and stretched out his legs. “Come here, hero.”
Hero stiffened, scowling.
Villain patted his legs. “If you come now, it will only be snuggles.”
Hero waffled for a few seconds, the unavoidable realization tightening around his neck. {Villain has hero unwillingly dependent on stuff he generates}
“I hate you.”
Villain smiled and patted his legs again. Hero sighed and walked closer, standing between villain’s feet. Resigned to his fate, he made to turn around.
“No, bluebell,” villain purred, “facing me.”
Hero’s face pinkened, but he knelt and scooted forward until he was flush against villain’s stomach and chest, resting his arms around his waist. Villain hugged him, rubbing his cheek on hero’s head and squeezing him with his legs. After squeezing him relentlessly for a few seconds, villain settled, sighing softly, rubbing his hands on hero’s back.
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Blind princess
The princess listened to the room’s new occupant. They didn’t approach and present themself to her as they should have. they rattled the door and shouted angrily at the person who put them there. After kicking the door one last time, they stalked in towards the window.
“Too high up,” they muttered.
“For?” Princess asked.
Their movements startled but she heard them come closer to her. “Climbing out,” they admitted. “What are you in for?”
Princess frowned. “In for?”
“You’re also locked up, so what did you do?”
Princess blinked. “I’m not a criminal.”
“Oh?” They asked. “Okay.”
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“You’re blind.”
“I am.”
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They gave you me to be your guardian?
Of course.
They want you dead and me the scapegoat. We’re both doomed. I wanted to do more before my life ended.
What? Why?
I’m completely untrained and not willing to spend more time here than I have to.
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Bird swooped
Bird swooped, nearly hitting Ground and spread their wings wide, easing downward, right onto Ground’s palm, delicately perched there for a moment before Ground bent their elbow, allowing Bird to step first onto his forearm, then down to his shoulder, then back onto his quickly shifted forearm again, then down to his palm, lowered to allow them to step easily down to the ground. A perfect dismount.
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Better company
So, you’re living with a woman now? I thought you said you were ‘ace’
I am. She’s a Bambi lesbian. I find her better company than you. I think I’ll propose to her some time this year.
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Beautiful
They held sc tightly.
“There may not be anyone who is beautiful the way you are,” they whispered, “but you are beautiful the way you are.”
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Bad guy water
The bad guy is incorporeal and rushes out of mouth, leaving an irate person who has been controlled for the last five years.
“Do you have any water? That bastard only drank alcohol…”
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Bad guy patience
“Alright, you’re done,” the villain said, rolling his shoulders. His scars felt softer and his skin had finally stopped itching for the first time in months. “Now for my part.”
The kidnapped healer hunched his own shoulders, the feathers on his wings rustling as they bristled. “I’m not done,” he stated. “You need to give your skin half an hour to settle.”
The villain frowned. “You’re (filibustering).”
The healer shook his head. “I’m not,” he said. “Heroes do this too. They start feeling better and run off, but it takes some time for the full effect to take hold. They only settle long enough to get half the effect and then come back later not fully healed from the first time and people blame me for the lack of efficiency!”
Villain considered the irate hero. This was clearly a persistent issue. He looked so cute all angry and bothered.
“Alright,” the villain said calmly. “I’ll be patient.”
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Bad guy join me
“You’re the bad guys.”
He smiled. “Yes.”
���Why would I work for you?”
“We have insurance and cool tech.”
Mc reluctantly folder their arms. “I’m more likely to get a tooth knocked out.”
“But you won’t get kicked out of your apartment because you get sick.”
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“You seem so nice, why are you working with them?”
“The hero academy abandoned me. Bad guys don’t.”
“But you were a hero!”
“I was a prisoner, my every action scrutinized by the ignorant and unable to live my life due to others forcing theirs onto me.”
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Back Scratches
“I need some back scratches.”
Friend looked over at mc’s nonsequitur. “Um, I’ll scratch your back if you like.”
Mc smiled. “No,” they said, “not like that.” They purred softly, “I need some furrows dug into my skin by my lover while I do things to them to make them lose their mind.” Mc stood up and started to walk off. “See you later.”
Friend blinked, face red. “Good luck!”
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What are you doing?
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“Is it working?”
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Are you trying
“Are you trying to have sex with me, or are you just trying to sleep with me?”
“…well, the second generally is predicated on The first happening.”
“Well, the first isn’t happening, but I’m open to negotiations for the second.”
“Hot dog! Let’s start negotiations, then!”
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Rescued or Kidnapped
Are you getting rescued or kidnapped? Kidnappers get killed. Rescuers are allowed to leave.
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Anyonenotgay
“Is anyone on this team not sexually attracted to the same gender?!”
The sniper raised their hand. “Me, but I’m asexual.”
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An Examination
She screamed in terror, her body tensing. The being gently adjusted their grip and pressed a soft kiss to the human’s collarbone.
“Please relax,” they murmured, just loud enough to be heard over her panicked breaths. “No doubt this is uncomfortable, but I am not visiting violence on your person, merely observing procedure, and I will do no damage to you. An examination, nothing more.”
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