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[medixrescuebot]

I love you Laserbeak. I’d never want to hurt you the way I did while under that plague’s influence. *kisses him*

begins spraying everyone and everything with a giant tank of liquid nitrogen

Is everyone alright? @dominus-of-the-water-tribe

YOU &£}£—*spitting and gasping* Holy Primus what just happened?! All I remember is hitting Laserbeak for no reason…

[medixrescuebot]

LASERBEAK!! *runs to hug him* I’m so sorry for hitting you earlier I don’t know what came over me!

begins spraying everyone and everything with a giant tank of liquid nitrogen

Is everyone alright? @dominus-of-the-water-tribe

YOU &£}£—*spitting and gasping* Holy Primus what just happened?! All I remember is hitting Laserbeak for no reason…

[medixrescuebot]

I need to apologize to Laserbeak right now! :(

begins spraying everyone and everything with a giant tank of liquid nitrogen

Is everyone alright? @dominus-of-the-water-tribe

YOU &£}£—*spitting and gasping* Holy Primus what just happened?! All I remember is hitting Laserbeak for no reason…

[medixrescuebot]

begins spraying everyone and everything with a giant tank of liquid nitrogen

Is everyone alright? @dominus-of-the-water-tribe

YOU &£}£—*spitting and gasping* Holy Primus what just happened?! All I remember is hitting Laserbeak for no reason…

[medixrescuebot]

Stole

Medix

Phone

Grew up with DJD family. But Medix not mean.

Hiding in vents to avoid getting infected. Send help

-Springmetal

[medixrescuebot]

I KEEP TELLING EVERYONE I HATE SURPRISES! WHY ARE THEY ALL SO STUPID?! UGH AND SPRINGMETAL KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING!

[medixrescuebot]

Springmetal wants to use my tumblr account. I might let xem use it whenever I’m busy with school and rescues.

[medixrescuebot]

Getting some things ready for Father’s Day tomorrow. I called my sire ahead of time to ask him what he’d like.

[medixrescuebot]

I’d like that :)

Hey. Family Halloween costumes idea.

Lilo & Stitch, who’s with me?

[medixrescuebot]

Important heads up. If you want to roleplay with me or any of the other side blogs and I find AI anything in your profile I am ignoring you like I ignore Prowl’s death in TFA.

Don’t care if you used ai as a reference for a character or what. You will be ignored.

[medixrescuebot]

Laserbeak? Are you okay?

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[medixrescuebot]

keep on!

[medixrescuebot]

I assisted in multiple labors, sometimes the stretch is the least worrisome

Baby fever cured. Had to respond to a mech in labor. So much energon...

[medixrescuebot]

Yeah there’s a ton of Energon and other liquids that end up emerging during labor. At least it cured that sparkling fever

Baby fever cured. Had to respond to a mech in labor. So much energon...

[medixrescuebot]

What? Oh, you either must have seen my baby pictures or another universe’s baby Medix. I was unaware you’d like seeing me when I was just a protoform.

I have a fever :<

@laserrescue

A fever?? Oh no, I’ll get some cooling blankets and medicine to help reduce your internal temperature back to optimum and healthy range!

[medixrescuebot]

I have a fever :<

@laserrescue

A fever?? Oh no, I’ll get some cooling blankets and medicine to help reduce your internal temperature back to optimum and healthy range!

[medixrescuebot]

…give me a second I’ll sort a couple things out then so you can do that.

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama