meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

she greets him with a happy muffle and tackles him in a big bear hug!

"mhphmm!! ♡♡"

@preciouspyromaniac

Oh! Ay Pyro! How are ya doin' Lass?

[* Demo gives Pyro a big hug back. ]

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

(ignore this if you don't want anymore angst)

well la-dee-da, you stopped drinking. So what? How long are you gonna last this time? Everyone is tired of the back and forth. This is why your parents gave you away. They probably wouldn't have taken you back if you hadn't started making bombs. Let's not forget your foster parents either, you monster.

(Evil anon)

[* Tavish just stares, either Speechless or too lost in the thoughts you relit in his brain he tried so hard to hide from. Congratulations! ]

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

...

um.

that's good.

because my shrimp might have accidently set it all on fire. oops.

-🦭anon

Oh, never knew they could do that.. Seen order.

(Stupid notifs and Mod had no idea how to respond to this am so sorry)

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

don't listen to evil anon :(

cuz i love you!!! *gives him a big smooch on the lips*

Awe! Yer sweet laddie!

[* Demoman hugs you in return ]

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

D:

demo do you want your alcohol back i think you need it

-🦭anon

Idunnoe. I'll be fine though heheeh. Don't worrye about it, Lad!

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

Yeah, "funny". That's all you can do to handle practically anything. Just laugh it off. I wonder how many times you ruined something, just because you can't man up and face reality.

(evil anon)

. . .

I need a minute, lads.

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

Wow. Can't even go after that damned drink you're always running to, huh? What are you hoping to find at the bottom of the bottle? Someone who loves you? All you're gonna see is yourself, and obviously, even you don't love you.

(evil anon)

...Haha, very funny lad...

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

(For you, mod, I will become... EVIL ANON...)

Whar

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

hey demo i have a surprise for you!!

(steals all your alcohol)

i can't even drink this!! i'm a seal!! but it's mine now.

-🦭anon

ayye-

[* He would love to try to chase you for his scrumpy but he just can't bc wobbly legs ]

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

Just realized I said Melatonin previously, I meant melanin, of course I wanted to make the other Demo white too for a short while and terrify his teammates and give the dark juice to my acquaintance... Sorry did I talk too much?

-Animal Lover M! Anon

Just realized it's been a while since I've cursed ya- time to think

Tat woulld bewierdd to see Ladd.

Butitsss finne! Yapingg is a weelitle concernr ye choulldnt worrie abotu!

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

I've been well! Looking for new recipes and such!! - Chef Anon

Thastss verrry good, Ladddd! Omproud ofyaaa!

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

How goes it?? - Chef Anon

Its sodojn welll! 1!

Hwows yuus laddd??

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

WATER FIGHT!!!

*throws water ballloon*

-✉ ( @askmessenger)

Wah?– KGezoabOSISGZW

Kwe

Vertsy funyy Ladddyy! U"ll get yo unexxt teim!

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

*holds hands out for demo*

hug, cm'ere

[* Demo drags you into a big warm hug. Hopefully he doesn't fall asleep on ya lol ]

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

Aw, Looks like the Melatonin Vampire won't be able to get their fix :(

Oh and don't worry, you're safe.

-Animal Lover Magic Anon

Emsafee indeeddladdd!! 1

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

he tried so haaard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt eveennnn maaaaatterrrrr-

-🦭anon

difhtt jt?

[meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy]

hmm hmhmmm what to turn you into...

Oh hey Tavish! Have you seen the BLU Demoman? I need to get something from him for a fellow wizard of mine.

-Animal Lover Magic Anon

Blu?? Ihavtn. SorruMatte!