Chisaki but he literally doesn’t know how to have an identity without his quirk and who he uses it for!! 💕
Chisaki but he literally can’t function if he isn’t throwing all he is into insane projects that hurt both him and the people around him!! 🤣
Chisaki but his abandonment and self-worth issues go hand-in-hand and are so severe that he’s always worried the second he messes up or can’t prove his worth he’ll be tossed aside and that fear got triggered when Pops told him to leave the Shie Hassaikai!! 😂 Which he then redirected into anger and violence because he hates feeling afraid and was never taught how to process his emotions in any healthy way!! 🙌
Chisaki but he actually was an extremely tactile child before he got traumatized and it ruined it for him forever!! 🤪
What im gonna talk about its a very hypothetical scenario but bear with me i think its (painfully) hilarious.
Lets say Sparda is alive and well. Lets say he is also in hell. Lets say he finds his sons in hell.
Can you imagine the reunion? Like three forty something years old men (if Sparda looks the same as he was when Dante and Vergil were young which i assume he does bacause i dont think demons show ageing in their appearance even though he is much much older) gonna have a family reunion with Dante having daddy issues (for obvious reasons) and...brother issues? ( I spare him from mommy issues, that award goes straight to Vergil) and Vergil with... All the issues that possible have a connection to family. And Sparda who is looking at his sons thinking what the hell am i gonna do with these two?
And the best part? They gonna tell Sparda "oh by the way you have a grand child and dont worry he has daddy issues too"
(i dont know what i was thinking but the sight of them standing side by side with everything that happened to Dante and Vergil is...funny. painfull but funny)
Being a biromantic-asexual is literally hell because it feels like going to a grocery store where they only sell bananas and apples and you love both but you are also allergic to both of them.
So you ask one of the minimum wage teenage employees if you could perhaps only hold the apple and appreciate it without buying and eating it but they just stare at you and say “sir/ma’am, this is a grocery store, not a zoo. There are actual paying customers here”
So you just go home alone and eat some good ol’ garlic bread.