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Tonight on “YouTube Poop scenes that have lived in my head for a decade”
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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“Deux Chatons et un Escargot” | Alfred Arthur Brunel de Neuville
#i love the fact that I could read that title even though I don't know much French#it says 'two kittens and a snail' btw. accurate.
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Lookit him!!
So majestic!!
"Black cats don't photograph well". I call bullshit. Look at my guy.
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"Time to go on an adventure! Alone! In the middle of the woods!! With nobody around for miles!! Yippee!!!"
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TIOS GIFS
(Warning for staring, horror imagery, possibly arachnophobia)
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
#give me a butter knife and I'll figure it out from there. spoon works too.#if it's a twist cap though- bare fucking hands.
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Tonsils
Tagged by @austin-the-creechur to make. a worm picrew, I tag...anyone who'd like to make one!
#or at least the best I could get him-- they didn't have the spots I was wanting D:#he's in the pool maze house!
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YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE MASTER BEDROOM TO ENTER???? HELLO????
You're telling me that if someone were to throw a wild fucking party in this house, and at least two people decide that the master bedroom is the perfect place to do the AWOOGA HUBBA-HUBBA BOIIIOIOIONG, that everybody else is either fucking trapped in the house, or they have to just go anyway and witness the chaos????
NOT EVEN A PARTY-- IF THERE'S A FAMILY AND THE PARENTS ARE IN THE MOOD-- THE KIDS ARE JUST FUCKED-- WIAT NO NOT LIKE THAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT--
God damnit I canceled myself. Go home this post is over. Fuck me, man-- WAIT NO--
WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
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The real evil is that the fucking MUD ROOM is in the BACK OF THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!
This also somewhat implies that there's bare grass and dirt in the Big Long Evil Closet (tm), which is equally as cursed.
WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
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