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@sadie-shrimp is this Billford yuri???

That awkward moment when you’re torturing your ex in front of your henchman and her boobs sag out

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Same tho, Ford. Like. A normal amount.

Fanart for my favorite scene in Temporal Apocrypha! By @kojoty and @shock

So many fun Bill monster designs and a unique premise! I love his toe beans 💕

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A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . They’re having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure 👍

Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For now…

When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hilton’s character came on screen everyone would be like “omg Paris Hilton!” So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it 💀

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@shiningknight117 it’s here…

Had to repost cuz someone made a great point, Bill would’ve completed the Rubik’s cube with tongue.

The Bill Kissing Bot came to me in a vision. I loved making the kissing bots into collages, they’re so cursed!

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@shiningknight117 it’s here…

Had to repost cuz someone made a great point, Bill would’ve completed the Rubik’s cube with tongue.

The Bill Kissing Bot came to me in a vision. I loved making the kissing bots into collages, they’re so cursed!

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A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . They’re having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure 👍

Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For now…

When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hilton’s character came on screen everyone would be like “omg Paris Hilton!” So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it 💀

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@clownjacket

Oh my god THANK YOU!! A Real Repo! Head here to drop some lore 💕

A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . They’re having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure 👍

Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For now…

When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hilton’s character came on screen everyone would be like “omg Paris Hilton!” So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it 💀

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A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . They’re having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure 👍

Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For now…

When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hilton’s character came on screen everyone would be like “omg Paris Hilton!” So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it 💀

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@megarhyssa-sp he’s just a little creachur✨he deserves pets

HEY- petting privileges revoked!!

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My head has been empty of Billford ideas and I can’t think of what to do. So I’m taking in drawing requests!!!

Give me your hearts’ desires oh pretty pretty please 🙏

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its that soup？

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OH SHIT!! My fic is on here!! YIPPEEEE!!! :D

I feel so honored, I’m such a big fan of your art and comedy! And it’s really cool being lumped in with my fav fics <3

Hope people enjoy Bill’s goofy ass anatomy :3

Billford fic recs!

I was asked a while ago (i believe by @kerink ?) when I shared a list of the currently active fics I was reading if I could do a broader rec list as well, so here it is! not a ton of oneshots since I didn't try to keep good track of fics until very recently. will likely update this over time!

there is ONE non-triangle bill in here, but what he is in that one is vague so maybe he could still be the triangle. schrodingers triangle.

Collections:

Valentines 3K challenge (all explicit)

you know it. you love it. if you haven't read all of them though, you're missing the fuck out

Stan Bros Coffee (G and explicit)

the espresso-Bill AU! there's a bunch of little fics about it and they're all in here!

Billford Egg Hunt 2025 (all explicit)

that man gets eggs laid in him

Oneshots: (most oneshot recs are in the collections)

Eternal Devotion - Illusions of the Heart (explicit)

have you ever read a horror story posing as a love story? are you interested in the most unhinged yet cohesive internal monologue ever crafted? do you wonder why keyhole suddenly became so prominent in the fandom out of nowhere? all of these and more await you in here. click the link-- i am a normal fanfic

touch and go (teen)

it's portal ford, baby! great exploration of what prolonged isolation does to people and has excellent bill being sweeties

Haha He Fucked That...Spider? (explicit)

again, portal ford! he's the master of getting himself in stupid situations, and bill is the master of getting him out of them in the ways ford appreciates the least

Hazing Ritual (mature)

Ford takes a hike in the woods in the middle of the night with his cock out and Bill comes to say hi

Longfics:

Theseus' Guide To Ruining A Perfectly Good Boat (mature) (complete in my heart bc i know what happens)

why are you still following me if you haven't read this yet. y'all know what this is

Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem (mature) (complete)

how bad do things have to get before bill finally chooses to cut his shit out? the answer may surprise you! during-betrayal fic where bill makes the ingenious decision to bring a third party into the mix as if that would solve anything. breathtaking prose, magnificent character work, and the best fucking bill cipher writing and analysis there is! SO funny, SO raw and emotional. Jan deserves to ascend to godhood at the cost of all of her family and friends. as a treat.

Creative Solution (unrated, but i'd call it mature) (complete)

what if bill erased ford's memories of the betrayal and weirdmageddon happened? touches on what it's like to be in a relationship where you're both deeply mentally ill and insecure in a way that really, truly hits me. absolute masterwork of digging through bill's fucked up psyche and the ways in which he Can and Will spiral forever AND BE SURE TO STICK AROUND FOR THE EPILOGUE: A VISIT TO THE PINES WHICH IS MY FAVORITE SHIT EVER!!! proving to your parents what a failure you are will always have good results! definitely break no-contact, only good things can happen!

Property of Bill Cipher (explicit) (good as complete)

pre-portal character exploration. the only fic i think ive ever seen that dares to say bill was doing extremely fucked up shit with ford the entire time before things went bad between them, it's just that after the betrayal, ford viewed it all in a different light. handles bill's obsession with the guy so nicely, does not shy away from the scary and unnerving in just the way i love it! it's incomplete, but the story is really just a series of vignettes leading up to and a little after the betrayal, so we all know how this is all going to end anyways. this one is formative billford for me

Multiversal Manhunt Moved to Your Backyard (explicit, but only the final chapter) (complete)

set during weirdmageddon, bill and ford make a deal to play a game of sexy scary hide and seek. it's so fun to root for the villain. this author has an amazing grasp on the character voices and tone, this is SUCH a delightful read and despite knowing exactly how it's gonna end, the tension still keeps you at the edge of your seat!

On the Level (mature) (incomplete)

marine biology AU where ford is a researcher on a deep sea base and bill is some sort of eldritch horror at the bottom of the sea. writing is lovely and it's really got the slow, ominous horror vibe down pat. it's tagged for Alien(1979) references so i'm personally waiting for bill to violently murder all of these people <3 also this is the non-triangle fic i was referring to

Take A Chance (explicit) (incomplete)

handyman bill thats very focused on how poorly bill and ford are able to communicate with each other, and boy, theyre bad at it. lots of cute family shenanigans and overall a very lighthearted read!

Dream Operator (mature) (incomplete)

post canon billford my beloved. Bill is trapped in the Theraprism, Ford is off doing his boat adventures with his brother, yet neither of them get the other out of their dreams. Literally. goofy dream shenanigans abound!

tear flesh from my skeleton just to feel something genuine (rated teen, it is NOT teen) (incomplete)

VIVISECTIONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Better Than Sex! It’s Vivisection! (mature) (complete)

ONE FUCKING GUESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Impossible Geometries and Biologies (explicit) (complete)

pregnant bill fic that i have some Opinions about but it gets to stay because I like the speculative bio they do just that much

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Welcome to my Billford blog! *Place holder pinned for now.

My AO3

#my art

#my writing

Da Bois (featured in my header) below

My axolotls that are “escaped” lab specimens.

Benrey- Biggest boy and a bully. Steals his brothers’ worms and will beg and trick people into giving him more worm.

Paulie Gasoline- Second bully and dumbass. Got stuck in the filter as a child somehow??

Foosh- just a little guy. Shy but will follow his bigger bros lead.

Cellbo- smallest and skittish. Picky ass eater, needs his worm cut into tiny pieces.

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LMAOOO It was like you were there in the room with them. Yikes. The sacrifices we make for art 🫡

LOVE THIS SO MUCH 💕 the post-vivisection is canon to me

Vivisection illustration inspired by @meekaroonie's fic "It’s Better Than Sex! It’s Vivisection!" with a bonus post-vivisection pin-up Bill drawing~ :3

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Same tho, Ford. Like. A normal amount.

Fanart for my favorite scene in Temporal Apocrypha! By @kojoty and @shock

So many fun Bill monster designs and a unique premise! I love his toe beans 💕

Sketch under cut

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Tag game!!

Thank you @megarhyssa-sp :D

Last song: Zydrate Anatomy from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Fav color: Blue

Last book: finished Nettle and Bone by T. Kingfisher for a book club I’m in with some friends. We’re now reading Prey by Michael Crichton!

Last movie: “Ever After” for my friend’s bday

Last show: The Apothecary Diaries

Last obsession: Before the Billford brain rot stew, it was In Stars and Time!

Idk too many people so I’ll tag some cool peeps and you can join if you want: @kye-can-draw @shiningknight117 @appbillcider @zabkillkitten @jenetic777

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Hey Billford nation! Are there any open discords I could join? I want to play in the sand with everyone talking about this old man regretting his choices and a mentally sound triangle 🙏