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Teacup: So I have made the decision to trust you. 

Sirius: A horrible decision, really.

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Sirius: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Sirius: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Cobs: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Sirius: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help"*

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MeRec: Guys, Sirius is missing.

The entirety of Meeple HQ: Good.

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MeRec: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Novelbook: Well then whose is it? MeRec, staring at Teacup: I don't know!

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Teacup: Toast always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true. Teacup: I love MeRec and all the not-MeRecs equally.

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Sirius: I've been expecting you, Teacup. Teacup: How did you do that without turning around? Sirius: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

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Teacup: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? MeRec: What the hell!? Teacup: Oh, sorry, my bad. Teacup, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? MeRec, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Toast: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Devilled Egg: I saw you. Toast: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Teacup in a turkey costume.