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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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I was driving up to a friend’s for the weekend on Friday and nearly broke down in tears because I saw a billboard on the side of a southern highway. It had the same yellow background with red text that those awful, ubiquitous “Jesus Saves!” billboards have. I nearly missed it.

It said:

“Rejoice! God loves trans kids!”

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Say a prayer if you need to. 🥀

[outer panels by @discolizardwizard, center by me! happy Revenge]

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shoutout to dale englesham for drawing Oracle completely fucking ripped

gotham knights #1

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i am legitimately so frustrated by the stupid unfunny destiel confession news thing u losers r still doing. destiel “the us has bombed iran” do u ppl not understand how obnoxious this is? the bit has run its course and been unfunny for years now but doing this shit is so fucking offensive and irreverent

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my favorite thing about iwtv is that very little of these problems are because they are vampires. everyone involved is just insane and toxic. by nature.

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algunos de los países de la Unión Latina Espacial

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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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Vixen is like the best word there is. it's got a V and an X in it and both of those are extremely fun letters to say. it sounds both like some sci-fi shit and some magic fantasy shit. it has two meanings and theyre sexy woman and foxgirl respectively. i dont think we can do better than this

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Please meet Rube Goldberg.

While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.

It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.

I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.

So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!

And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.

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breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

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OLLA vogala hebban nestas?? in deze economie??!?

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"It's important to get used to being bored especially if you have adhd" is all good and well but apparently ive just straight up never had the time to be bored which i found out because ive run out of things to do and man this fucking suckssss