There is nothing better than being on a bus when someone is going nuts, making eye contact with someone else and having a silent "this bitch is crazy" conversation
I love every book I have ever laid hands on. Even if it had a terrible plot or an anticlimactic ending. Every book has been special and read more than once. Some books are so well loved that the covers are torn and the binding is breaking apart and the pages are falling out. And some books are so well loved that if you crease a page or crack the spine or spill something on it I will bathe in the blood of your children
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms