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the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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I may be a scaredy cat

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I’m tired of this grandpa

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It’s not my fault that owning a dragon would quite literally solve all of my problems

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If I had enough energy to make it my entire personality I probably would

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I made the Pokémon Trainer thingy. Despite the selections not including all of the pokémon and also having to choose between some favorites because of the grouping, I still love it so muchhhhh! Look at my babiesssss!

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My favorite starters. This art of Incineroar though!!! *chef’s kiss* it’s perfection

I wasn't planning on drawing more pokemon right now but ????? i tripped

alolan starters :) mostly just wanted to do incineroar but naturally I had to do the full trio

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*has nothing to add because brain tired*

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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My dealer: I got some straight gas it's called Lost 🔥🔥 you'll be zonked out your gourd

Me: nah whatever man, I don't feel shit

5 minutes later: man I swear I just saw polar bears in the jungle

My buddy pacing: the numbers are lying to us

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Look at him <33