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I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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I SCROLLED SO FAR DOWN I FOUND MY OWN FUCKING POST HAHAHA

I just spent like 3 hours scrolling the #franmaya tag like hholy shit lesbians………

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I just spent like 3 hours scrolling the #franmaya tag like hholy shit lesbians………

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Ah, is that a heroic champion I spy? A pleasure to meet one such as good as you at this goodness spa!

Something people don’t bring up about nefarious goons and villainous heathens enough is that they’re always there for you. At your heights and lowest points, they’re always scheming for your miserable end and looking a little cute while doing it

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Her 💛

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Uhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean if he doesn’t sacrifice me and I get to just stay in a ship I guess it’d be alright

As long as no Daemons possessed me

Oh god I’m fucked aren’t I

redo because i messed up

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I so rarely want to draw fanart, but apparently my mental health is holding onto nostalgia right now and I want to draw ONLY fanart

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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

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Gamer poll! Stardew Valley edition!!

I have never completed the community center

I have completed the community center

I have completed the community center within a year

I have achieved perfection

I have achieved perfection within two years

I have not played Stardew Valley and want a button to press

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I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

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"Jeez, i sure need to charge my smash meter quick, lest I be defeated by my opponent!"

The opportunistic smash ball:

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good bye

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