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When you add gelatin to your dough, start the bread maker, and then remember you hadn’t actually measured out the gelatin.

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When I go to the doctor for 3rd time and am asked to re-list all my food allergies

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When my sister told me she was having an allergic reaction to chickpeas

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When my sister said she found a grain-free brownie recipe we can have

#grain-free #brownie #beans #Mr. Burns

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When someone says she doesn’t like any kind of bean

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Stress relief: Tinykittens

We can’t stop watching the TinyKittens livestream of Tip and the Dreamworks kittens because:

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When my friend says she likes honeycrisp apples better than fiji

Me and all rational people:

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WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “THEN” AND “THAN”

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When we make a bread we think we can have, it tastes fantastic, & we react to it & realize those seeds in it are actually part of a plant we’re allergic to

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When I manage to stir a new jar of sunflower seed butter without making a mess

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When I'm asked if I'll be voting for Greg Abbott

Ditto Dan Patrick.

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When I mindlessly eat fruits and veggies all day and don't realize until the evening just how much fiber I've had that day

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When my dairy-allergic sister says she's having cheese with dinner tonight, and I know she has an important meeting tomorrow

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When my co-worker tries to push his work off onto me

I'm like:

But when my boss lets him get away with it (again), I'm:

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When people who work in finance are talking shop

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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY'RE GIVING UP CAFFEINE