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Air Force: Good. Thanks, dad.

Navy: You just called Army “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Air Force: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Army: Do you see me as a father figure, Air?

Air Force: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Marine Corp: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Fasciation - a type of deformity in flowers🌼

It can happen as a result of random mutation, infection from disease, bacteria, or hormone imbalance

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DELTARUNE

IS

WAITING

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I have some fantasies...

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IT'S FAT F*CK SPRING!!!

Oh I'm sorry I mean DELTARUNE TOMORROW!!!

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wttt space force's personality makes a lot more sense when you remember she's a pandemic baby in an adults body, she is Just Like That but Lockdown for the first two years of her life didn't help; in this essay I will-

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loud workplace 

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Space Force saving a limited edition pack of rereleased Carolya Crayons for Marines

she’s saving them for his birthday :)

regardless of how dumb the joke is he will be holding tears back when she gives them to him bc “for me???”

Navy planned them a surprise romantic vacation including getting Marines leave approved for him so he wouldn’t have to worry about it, and yet, he cries over a 12 pack of crayons.

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pls pls pls wttt PowerPoint? your others are so delightful

was thinking about the joke (if its even actually a joke) about people in the military being able to sleep every where and thought 'it'd be real funny if the states kept track of all the abnormal places they found the branches napping'

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Part 3: Combining shapes, braids, and textures! And utilizing parts and fros!

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

I'm going to be blunt and outright. Here's the tl;dr:

My partner is life-threatengly ill with increasingly worsening symptoms and no current sign of recovery. Funds are completely dry and they are facing eminent eviction with our two cats.

I've already turned to extremely desperate measures for income, such as sex work. I am opening emergency commissions in a true, critical, last ditch effort.

Please consider supporting us by ordering a commission. Tips are appreciated more than words can express, but are NEVER expected. All prices listed are calculated in USD.

If you're uninterested, I only beg that you share/reblog this, it would truly mean more than you know.

If you ARE interested, please contact me through DMs for further information, or fill out the commission form, found here, or by clicking on the title text.

I'm truly sorry to those who are following me for purely fandom content for putting this cry for help on your feeds. I hope making the sheet have some fanart is deep enough of an apology.

Further information under cut.

The past few months have been a wild nightmare.

In October 2024, my partner, Red, fell incredibly ill. It's severe and physically incapacitating, and it's only gotten worse over time. They've lost almost 10kilos of weight, faint when standing, and at this point are majorly unable to even swallow food, amongst a laundry list of other symptoms that make me terrified for them on the daily. It's an honest miracle they have not yet had a closer fatal encounter.

No doctor we've seen or spoken to has been able to diagnose any cause, and as of March 2025 there's absolutely NO sign of recovery. We have hope, but with worsening symptoms and still no diagnosis or treatment option available, it's wearing thin. Since becoming sick with an unknown and so far incurable illness, they've been completely unable to work and have taken many months of medical leave. This has meant that, obviously, their finances have taken a major hit.

They're currently facing eviction by next month, are being hassled for student loan payments, and on April 6th their internet will be completely shut off. They've been unable to regularly afford groceries, and have outright stopped taking critical daily medication solely due to cost.

We have two kitties who live with Red, 1 and 4 years old, and who are obviously another major concern with eviction. Abandoning or rehousing them is NOT on the table, we have no plans to do so, however, affording food and litter for them is becoming difficult. One of them, the 1 year old, has asthma which we are unable to seek vet care for, again due to cost. They are very, very well taken care of and loved, but they do add additional expenses. We will assure they're going to be safe and sound regardless of our own future situation, but the way we will manage to do that is currently uncertain. For now, know they are alright.

I love Red and our cats more than anything in the world. I would do anything for them. I personally have been job searching for months, with no luck. I'm still a student, I'm physically disabled by symptoms of long COVID, and have no prior work experience. I truly cannot express just how hard I have tried and failed to find other means of employment before resorting to what I touched on in the tl;dr, which I'll be saying next.

In utter desperation, I admit with great personal shame, that I've turned to sex work in an attempt to make my own ends meet, to support my partner and cats, and make sure they don't go homeless.

It's killing me wholly and completely. It's scary and it's dangerous. It really breaks me in such a deep, dark way, both mentally and physically. It's all I've been able to do regarding any sort of income, and even then it's minimal pay. It's miserable work that's put me in a horrible, depressive spiral for the past few months, but until our situation betters I'll be continuing it out of necessity.

These commissions are my final attempt. Art is my lifelong hobby, it's my personal escape, it's something I've held very dear to me since I was a child. I was so reluctant to turn it into a money making effort, I was even more reluctant to post this on my fandom blog of all things, but now I truly have no choice.

Any time I'm not doing sex work, I will be focusing on commissions with all of my time and effort.

The pricing is as low as reasonably possible. I hope that reflects unto you the dire situation Red and I find ourselves in and will make you consider assisting us, and for that of course receiving whatever it is you commission made with time, care, and immeasurable gratitude.

Thank you for taking the time to even read this. If monetary assistance is, understandably, not something you are interested in, then sharing/reblogging this post would be beyond enough and means the world.

If you DO decide to commission me, I cannot thank you enough. Tips are so, so greatly appreciated, but are NEVER expected. Again, all prices are listed in USD. Please contact me through DMs, or fill out the form, found here.

Thank you,

Lune

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Might be a lil biased.

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grapes

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bucket hat duo fighting

they give me life

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Finally had time to make this meme :)

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Finally had time to make this meme :)