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me when reading hot, filthy smut in a plot-heavy fic: this is distracting where is my plot

me when reading interesting plot in a smut-heavy fic: this is distracting where is my smut

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Reblog if you’re LGBTQ+ or support it, have a cat named Valerie, or want to violently fling yourself into the void

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*going to bed after reading a particularly sinful fanfic*

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Viktor is the best son in law

Can we just talk about how much Toshiya and Hiroko probably love Viktor aka their new son in law

Aside from Toshiya bullshitting that he doesn’t know exactly who Viktor Nikiforov in this moment (like come on, unless he hasn’t been inside Yuuri’s bedroom or spoken to his son about his interests in eleven years), and just being a wing man here, I like to think that they had a full conversation. I mean, Makkachin had obviously been given free reign of the house at this point, so they must have talked about that.

What I like to think went down is Viktor walked in with a rehearsed (and slightly mispronounced) sentence of Japanese like “Konnichiwa! Watashi no namae wa Viktor-”

And Toshiya looks at him like “Here for Yuuri?”

“Yes! I’m looking for Yuuri!” All hearts and smiles. “I want to coach him in figure skating!” And then goes into a long explanation of how great Yuuri indeed is.

And of course he knows enough English to understand the meaning of that, so he politely directs Viktor to the onsen whilst he waits.

But aside from that.

Viktor has been there for… two hours at this point? Probably even less, but maybe not. Hiroko is already casually referring to him as Vicchan. He’s been adopted swiftly.

She sounds and looks so fond of him.

SHE LOOKS SO DAMN PLEASED WHEN VIKTOR COMPLIMENTS THE KATSUDON

And let’s just remember that Viktor is a walking advertisement at this rate. Given how much the Katsukis talk about promoting tourism, they probably adore him for it too

Also Yuuri is just as bad as he is lmao

Also the fact that the Katsukis are trusted with Makkachin says a lot. They ARE family at this point.

I hinestly think Hiroko and Toshiya would genuinely be over the moon when the engagement is announced. It’s one thing to mentally adopt Viktor, and another to ACTUALLY have him as their son in law.

TLDR, Viktor and the Katsuki’s have an adorable relationship I wish was explored more

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Have you ever read a fanfic written so good, your brain started to think it was actually part of the canon?

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Fanfic tag: non-explicit

Me:

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Ah, the reason of my existence.

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when your otp does something cute but they still aren’t canon

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a light haired guy and a dark haired guy fall in love

who am I talking about?

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Me: *watching a new show/movie/ playing new game*

Brain: I bet people ship them

Me: Nah...

Me: ...

Me: *searches the ship up on google to find loads of fanart of the two*

Brain: You ship it right??

Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking

Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking

Me: ...

Me: ...

Brain: Oh stop lying to your self, you ship it.

Me: ...

Me: *searches up ship name and follows loads of blogs on tumblr of the ship*

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When your otp does a thing

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Let’s take a moment to appreciate that this..this is the face L makes when he first sees Light for the first time. 

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Authors (both canon and fanfiction): 

Me: 

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½ of my ship: *Looks at the other ½ of my ship for only a split second*

Me:

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*watches a cheesy, romantic movie*

me: lol this does nothing to my heart i have no emotions

*watches the otp interact in a friendly way*

me: *tears up* this…. is love ಥ⌣ಥ

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Seeing NOTP vs Seeing OTP

Me : *sees NOTP holding hands*

Me : Nah they're just buddies. Nothing special.

Me : *sees OTP standing next to each other*

Me : HOLY SHET *GRABS A PERSON NEARBY* DID YOU SEE THAT? *PUNCHES WALL* THEY'RE SO FUCKING CANON WHY AREN'T THEY MARRIED YET