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hes literally our princess di

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane

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what does it say about me that all of my sims are bisexual except for the occasional straight man who always ends up cheating on his wife

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world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

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honestly will never forget this older client we had who told me how her life had gotten so much better with time and age and asked how old I was and when I told her I was 28, she said I was just a baby and reassured me I had so much time ahead of me and how much better it'll get as I grow into my life. There was such an indescribable amount of love and hope in that single interaction I think I'll hold it with me forever.

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the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

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middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

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ok i changed my mind, if u wanna see me naked ur gonna have to join fansly

I can't find your OF :/

yea bc i’m stupid & messed up verification & have been too lazy to redo it lol

you can follow me here tho

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i think queer people should be more confusing actually. i think we should make everyone as confused as possible until they give up and realize that total understanding of other people isnt the gateway to respect and compassion

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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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saw this pretty bodega kitty

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can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

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last week i had my annual performance review bc i’ve been at my job 3 years (wow) and my boss, who drives an electric porsche and was shopping for a waterfront weekend home merely 2 days prior, looked me in my face and said i couldn’t have a raise, despite having spent the previous 55 minutes of my review telling me how valued i am

and she really…..expects me,……to keep working. or giving a shit

not that i did either of those things before, but i at least put in effort to make it seem like i did