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Kiyoomi: What's the worst decision you've ever made while being drunk? Atsumu: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.

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Adventures in the SakuAtsu/OsaSuna Household, Pt.14

Atsumu: I'm so excited, we have so many presents! How can we afford this? Osamu: We can't. Suna, humoring Atsumu: It's a Christmas miracle. Kiyoomi: It's credit card debt.

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Anyone: Atsumu is straight. Meian, sipping tea: Ever heard him talk about Sakusa?

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Anyone: *flirts with Kiyoomi*

Osamu: Yer being awfully quiet, Tsumu.

Atsumu: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Osamu: Why are ya covered in blood?!? Atsumu: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Osamu: YA STABBED SOMEONE?!? Atsumu: No no, aggressively poked with a knife.

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Atsumu: Are ya mad? Kiyoomi: No. Atsumu: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

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Atsumu: Come on Omi-kun! Wake up, the sun has risen! Kiyoomi, groaning: And what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

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Atsumu: Where are ya? Kiyoomi: I'll give you a hint, Europe. Atsumu: Okay, yer taking this game of hide and seek way too seriously.

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Osamu: Do ya have any skeletons in yer closet? Suna: Do you mean literally or figuratively? Osamu: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Whenever I say "we", I am referring to both myself and the mental illness.

Suna Rintaro, probably

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Atsumu: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend... Atsumu: The realization that I fucked up real bad.

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Kiyoomi: You use more emojis than anyone I know. Atsumu: I have a lot of emojions. I'm emojional.

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Kiyoomi, drunk: Miya has such beautiful eyes. I love him. Atsumu: ... Kiyoomi: Don't tell him I said that, ok? Atsumu, smiling fondly: Ok, Omi-kun, I won't.

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Osamu, smacking two pieces of bread on either side of Atsumu's face: What are ya?! Atsumu: A snack. Osamu: No.

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*Playing D&D* Atsumu: Can I fuck the tree? Suna, the dm: What- Atsumu: Imma roll to fuck the tree Atsumu: *gets 14 + 8* Atsumu: 22 Suna: The... you seduce the tree and it somehow works? Anyway, You fucked a tree. Congratulations, you have splinters in your dick

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Random homophobe: Satan will punish you for your sins! Atsumu: Kinky, give him my address

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Osamu: That's it, I'm leaving. Atsumu: No, please don't- Osamu: And I'm taking the braincell with me. Atsumu: NO SAMU PLEASE!