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Suna: There's a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot. Suna: Atsumu and Osamu use that line as a jump rope.

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Kiyoomi: Why do people believe I'm incapable of doing anything nice? Atsumu: Experience.

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Osamu: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. Kiyoomi, used to Atsumu: Those are never comforting words coming from a Miya.

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Atsumu: Why are ya like this? Kiyoomi: I used too much No More Tears shampoo years ago and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Kiyoomi: What's your blood type? Atsumu: How would I know? Kiyoomi: How would you not?! Atsumu: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? Kiyoomi: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!

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Atsumu: Guess what I'm about to get Kiyoomi: On my nerves

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Kiyoomi: What's the worst decision you've ever made while being drunk? Atsumu: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.

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Adventures in the SakuAtsu/OsaSuna Household, Pt.14

Atsumu: I'm so excited, we have so many presents! How can we afford this? Osamu: We can't. Suna, humoring Atsumu: It's a Christmas miracle. Kiyoomi: It's credit card debt.

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Anyone: Atsumu is straight. Meian, sipping tea: Ever heard him talk about Sakusa?

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Anyone: *flirts with Kiyoomi*

Osamu: Yer being awfully quiet, Tsumu.

Atsumu: No one plans a murder out loud.

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Osamu: Why are ya covered in blood?!? Atsumu: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Osamu: YA STABBED SOMEONE?!? Atsumu: No no, aggressively poked with a knife.

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Atsumu: Are ya mad? Kiyoomi: No. Atsumu: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

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Atsumu: Come on Omi-kun! Wake up, the sun has risen! Kiyoomi, groaning: And what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

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Atsumu: Where are ya? Kiyoomi: I'll give you a hint, Europe. Atsumu: Okay, yer taking this game of hide and seek way too seriously.

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Osamu: Do ya have any skeletons in yer closet? Suna: Do you mean literally or figuratively? Osamu: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Whenever I say "we", I am referring to both myself and the mental illness.

Suna Rintaro, probably

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Atsumu: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend... Atsumu: The realization that I fucked up real bad.