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Lesser-known steps of the writing process:

Finding all the paragraphs where you used some hyper-specific word more than once

Rearranging paragraphs that you swear you wrote in the right order but turned out to be totally backwards

Going for a walk, coming up with the perfect line, and forgetting it as soon as you get home and open your laptop

Creating a separate document where you can dump all of those nice sentences that no longer fit in anywhere

Waking up in a cold sweat because so-and-so was supposed to be barefoot but never actually took his shoes off

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jinu being a 400 year old demon senior citizen originally from wayyyyy back in history should be played as a gag more often in fanworks or in a future continuation like. yes, he successfully studied up on modern kpop fandom culture, kpop songwriting, and kpop choreography for his plan. but he doesnt understand how QR codes work. he doesnt understand modern slang. he REFUSES to get a cellphone and ONLY sends handwritten missives via tiger.

rumi: GOD you're old

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what species are they? sorry I stacked them

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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Snoopy of the Day

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

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smea cmreaturem

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How To Catch a Cassette Player, a tutorial by Shockwave… this is actually how they recruited Soundwave into the decepticons, so I’ve heard… bribed him with ten million cassettes but now they have a buncha crazy lil things running around 🤨 they should’ve thought it thru better

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How I paint strawberries! 🍓

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Sometimes she just wants to wear her own comfy clothes

Bonus:

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KEEP BLOWING HER OFF WE CAN SAVE HER!!! Okay but no I just always imagined during hot days it must be real tough for Soundwave cuz the built up humidity and condensation must be Crazy in his tape deck… like just go bra off girl it’s not worth it 💔💔 now he’s gotta get ice packed in there and it was like an oven

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My "100% Australian wool" is "made in China". They shipped this stuff halfway around the world, spun it, dyed it, then shipped it back. Every time I see shit like this I'm reminded of how absurd it is that worldwide wage inequality makes this the most cost effective solution.

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responded to some stimuli today

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If what I have is what you need

I'm never gonna give it to you

(5/25)

(this is a one color riso print that will be available on my shop today! check out my last post for details~)

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