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You know when I searched "asmr" on here I half expected to see Preston x Jojo fanfics

...idk

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"I have been in more sexual positions with Jesper than I have been with a woman."

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I think we all need a bone crushing, bloodflow stopping, muscle pressuring, scotching hug rn

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Vampire Knight here, but stopped watching around the beginning of season 2

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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PSA:

“Asexuality” is a sexual orientation describing little to no sexual attraction

“Ayyyyy, sexuality!” is a guy at a bar imitating Chandler from Friends while talking about sexuality

“Aye, sexuality,” is a pirate giving his kids ‘the talk’

learn and know the difference!

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As a Norwegian, I've seen a lot of Japanese tiktok creators dance to Norwegian Russ music, and I think it's hilarious to imagine this trend making its way into the MHA world.

Imagining Deku, Todoroki, and Uraraka absolutely rocking out to a Norwegian song about having sex, doing drugs, and getting drunk without knowing it

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*Doing the macarena while threatening you violently*

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I had a nightmare (?) It was sort of scary at the time, I think?

About a me finding an underground ring of kids stabbing corpses with adults filming them doing it and when they saw me, a kid (i think there was only one) began hunting me with pens that had a tiny as fuck blade on the side of it, in an abandon parking lot.

The kid threw their pen weapon at me, and I got ahold of it, I tried to fight back, stab back, but the kid overpowered me (somehow, that little fucker was small af) and I woke up breathing heavy as if I'd run a marathon....

I don't think I'm okey? Someone tell me what this means?

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*Passive aggressively eating chips*

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*Fails but musically*

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"If you're into women, I'm a Zoomba instructor."

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Next time I go non verbal, imma do like the bees and break out into a dance number to communicate

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"Lizard porn has entered the chat!"

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I'm happy that s4 ep20 of criminal minds atleast mentioned weed, Hope I won't be disappointed when I get to s6 ep9

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Current mood: Canadian bag milk