agender transfem, 23, in love with hummingbirds, (they/them) [burbling creek devoid of thoughts]
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DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
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not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person
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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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funnyman community mad that furry trans girls have taken over and are funnier than them
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I’m going to DETONATE and it’s going to DESTROY SO MANY BUILDINGS
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its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
#top 0.20%#not that it matters#most of the hard words are outdated#your ability to express what you want is the important thing and that doesn't take a vocabulary
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actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!
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Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
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