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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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shoutout characters i relate to a little to much for it to say nothing about me

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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screenshots & gifs truly dont do this scene justice because the way he yells is so so great

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Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

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my grandmas dawg

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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