That would explain why mom fell for you. If I were like anyone else I’d probably see it but you’re my dad so it’ll always be weird to me.
🫵 hot but autistic
- @noah-of-new-york
Uhh thank you? I think this is a compliment!
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I will never get used to people hitting on you, dad
🫵 hot but autistic
- @noah-of-new-york
Uhh thank you? I think this is a compliment!
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Sleep is for opps
why do animals get to sleep all day and it’s “normal” and “cute”
but when I do it Im “depressed” and “need to seek professional help”
What kind of double standard is this!
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I truly am your daughter
why do animals get to sleep all day and it’s “normal” and “cute”
but when I do it Im “depressed” and “need to seek professional help”
What kind of double standard is this!
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I shalt become a pranking daughter worthy of thine own heart
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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I shalt make-eth him think he is losing all of thy glorious hair he so loves upon his head
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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Mine own brother, the Dakota Castor Stoll
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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I shalt become a prankster rivaled by no other. I am ready to learn the ways of the sacred art of pranking. Tis ancient knowledge I’m sure. My victims shall wonder how it is that they were gotten so good by me
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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I shall consume this vast knowledge you art gifting me, Father. I shalt become-eth thine best prankster that ever lived.
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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Great grandpa was a prankster??? I didn’t take Zeus as that type. If this knowledge helps me become the best prankster though then I shall pay more attention than even my mother does to musical cues.
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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Prank Chiron you say? I’m in! Will you be the great prankster to mentor me so I can achieve the highest knowledge level of pranking?
How does one acquire your vast knowledge of how to prank people?
-daughter @melly-stoll
Well my dearest daughter you must be mentored by a great prankster and go through months of training to achieve the highest knowledge of pranking.. then to complete your training you must prank Chiron
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CHECK ME OUT Y’ALL!
@the-better-stoll-brother DAD I MADE THE LIST
Disclaimer: This page is for characters who are ONLY legacies. If you feel that your OC's legacy status is more important than their demigod status, we WILL add you, on the condition that you are removed from the other location in which you are listed. Please send an ask to be moved.
Dakota Castor Stoll, Legacy of Hermes and Dionysus @not-north-or-south-dakota
Lucas Fletcher, Legacy of Aphrodite @the-coolest-human-ever
Melody Ophelia Stoll, Legacy of Dionysus and Hermes @melly-stoll
Koi Lovejoy, Legacy of Aphrodite and Apollo @pink-koi-lovejoy
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Will do 👍
Hiiii Uncle Jesus!
-Mel @melly-stoll
hiiiii!!
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I’ve been alr just questioning how long it’ll take before I get sent back to my proper timeline
Hiiii Uncle Jesus!
-Mel @melly-stoll
hiiiii!!
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Wsg uncle? How’ve you been?
Hiiii Uncle Jesus!
-Mel @melly-stoll
hiiiii!!
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It tooootally wasn’t my dad’s fault Thalia. It was absolutely my Uncle Travis.
Who stole my necklace! I was here for one day. One. Dam. Day. And poof! Gone!
(I'm looking at you, Stoll brothers)
Dam 😔 I’ll return it tomorrow that was my brothers fault (totally) - Travis Stoll 🧨
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Smart. And if I take a Pegasus then I can commit it in more than one state…
travis: everything's legal--
connor: --if there's no cops around!
lee:
lee: i'm going home
lee, turning to chiron: call me when i get paid more than minimum wage for this. or get paid at all.
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